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Weekend Getaways: The Neverland Ranch

By - Thursday May 12th 2005

Rather than watching the action from the sidelines why not see where all the magic happens yourself? Just a two-hour drive from LA, nestled in the heart of Santa Barbarba Wine Country, lies Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch.

Neverland BoyPlan ahead by studying the Neverland Ranch map (note boy-in-footsie-pajamas-possibly-hopped-up-on-Rohypnol logo at top left). If you don’t have a full day, skip the elephants, giraffes, tigers and bear (just one?) and make a beeline to Club Kiss (21), the Massage Therapy Center (47), the Petting Zoo (37) and the Serpentarium (38). If you get hungry there’s even a fully-staffed McConnell’s franchise on site.

Neverland Ranch
5225 Figueroa Mountain Rd
Los Olivos, CA 93441

street map and driving directions | satellite image




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4 Responses to “Weekend Getaways: The Neverland Ranch”

  1. Posted by Help Us Buy Neverland Ranch On March 19 2/27/08 at 11:34 am #

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  2. Posted by We Are Four! Happy 4th Birthday Losanjealous! 5/6/09 at 2:44 pm #

    [...] be gleaned about our history beyond maybe a fairly consistent affinity for Michael Jackson news (then / now), The Flaming Lips (then / now), Bloc Party (then / now) and Trader Joe’s (then / [...]

  3. Posted by Lisa 7/3/09 at 12:14 pm #

    Is Neverland open to the public?!!?!?!? Cool, if it is.

  4. [...] in Buellton, stop in at the Hitching Post for a glass of red with Thomas Haden Church or end up at Neverland…well, those are all options once you find yourself north of Santa Barbara. Good luck and may [...]


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