Bear, Porn Cross Over to Mainstream In Valley
By Ron - Monday May 23rd 2005
A black bear surprised residents of a San Fernando Valley home by taking a dip in a backyard pool Sunday evening. The Department of Fish and Game tranquilized the bear which was later released into the Santa Susana Mountains.
In related news, San Fernando Valley adult film actress and California gubernatorial recall runner-up, Mary Carey, will be attending a dinner with President Bush in Washington, D.C. on June 14th. Carey will also attend a meeting with presidential advisor Karl Rove, offering recommendations on important national issues.
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