Casting Call: 7-foot Tall, 110-Pound Blonde Women Needed

malibu stacyEl Segundo-based toymaker Mattel and Clear Channel are casting for the role of a human Barbie to star in a Broadway musical.

“Barbie Live in Fairytopia!,” which will play in 80 North American cities beginning next spring, is based on Mattel’s successful “Fairytopia” direct-to-video feature starring an animated Barbie.

I pray to god that someone has the common sense to film the open call auditions for general distribution. FOX execs, are you listening? 40-20-35 blonde chicks trying to sing, act and dance? This one’s a layup.