A Call-Out to All Los Angeles Theatres
By Ryan - Wednesday June 29th 2005 |
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War of the worlds for $14? No thank you… BUT… the first theatre to broadcast that oprah segment on the bigscreen gets my $14 immediately. It’s better than a workout. Say it with me in rhythm people,
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Do the cruise. Do the cruise. Do the cruuuuuuuize! Pump the fist. Now jump the couch. Jump the couch. Do the cruuuuuuuize now choke the oprah. Kneel the floor. Pumpa fist. Now do the cruise. Do the cruise.
Calling all Laemmles, all AMCs, all Manns, all Arclights (all one of you), all Vistas, all Regents, all theatres damn you! Do the cruise! I’ll pay! (‘Do the cruise’ line courtesy the regularly brilliant defamer)
Here’s a tip: Say you want to see ‘War O’ The Worlds’ but don’t want a penny of your $14 to go to the fat coffers of of a money-grubbing pseudo-religion cult via a certain movie star’s points off the gross $ intake, purchase a ticket for another movie starting around the same time and then pop into WOTW. As a bonus afterwards, be sure to spread bad word of mouth.