http://www.losanjealous.com/2005/06/29/cinderella-man-refund-excuses/ Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:05:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= http://www.losanjealous.com/2005/06/29/cinderella-man-refund-excuses/comment-page-1/#comment-59 Victor Thu, 30 Jun 2005 00:09:31 +0000 http://www.losanjealous.com/?p=144#comment-59 Cinderella Man = Fistbiscuit (Man/Horse in the Depression-era makes America feel good about itself again.) But this money-back guarantee is a great find. Here's the plan: 1) Find a multiplex playing Cinderella Man and War of the Worlds around the same time. 2) Buy Cinderella Man ticket. 3) Watch War of the Worlds instead. 4) Request refund for Cinderella Ticket. 5) Leave theater with your $14 and dignity. Cinderella Man = Fistbiscuit (Man/Horse in the Depression-era makes America feel good about itself again.) But this money-back guarantee is a great find. Here’s the plan: 1) Find a multiplex playing Cinderella Man and War of the Worlds around the same time. 2) Buy Cinderella Man ticket. 3) Watch War of the Worlds instead. 4) Request refund for Cinderella Ticket. 5) Leave theater with your $14 and dignity.

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