Signs You Will Be Flagged as a Rogue Cop
This month the scandal-ridden LAPD began using a $35 million computerized tracking system to identify problem cops. What are the top signs you will be flagged?
- You neglect to read Miranda Rights to the man who’s skull you’re bashing in
- Your arrest to full cavity search ratio is greater than one
- When accepting bribes you failed to say “thank you” on numerous occasions
- You’re always in the interrogation room but you’ve never played the good cop
- Your partner, Roger Murtaugh, is days away from retirement and doesn’t want to work with you
- When framing celebrities, you’ve gotten progressively sloppier with your evidence planting
- You insist “To Protect and To Serve” is the slogan for the annual bodyguard tennis tournament
- Your nickname is Yosemite Sam but you don’t have any facial hair
- You suck at Big Buck Hunter
