Burrito King Shatters Age Barrier, Stomachs

everyone loves the King

For many octogenarians, the daily diet is nothing to toy with. You’re probably in constant worry about fiber, calcium, barium, chromium, iron, molybdenom, potassium, and a whole host of elements I couldn’t even begin to fathom.

That’s why I love days like today when you chance upon two ladies whispering conspiratorially at Burrito King on Hyperion. They couldn’t give a good goddamn about the nutritional value of the food, they know what they like, and it’s convenient. I look at these ladies and can only hope that I may be so lucky to reach the ripe 80s myself, sitting in boothy comfort and whispering strange old-man secrets to a conspirator.