BREAKING NEWS: OKI-DOG UPGRADED TO "B" HEALTH RATING

BREAKING NEWS: OKI-DOG UPGRADED TO “B” HEALTH RATING

AWARD DATE UNKNOWN; EARLIEST “B” SPOTTING EVE OF 9/29/05 Congratulations are surely in order, gents. From the staff of losanjealous and, dare I say, all…

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Photo Op: Fair Play, 9/29/05

Photo Op: Fair Play, 9/29/05

Holy sweetastic Good Lordy Christmas fancy pantalones covered in sugar, syrup and deep-fat-fried. You still have three (3) days to get to the county fair in Pomona, if you count today. Sunday is the last day!

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Point/Counterpoint: Dead Most Certainly Cannot Dance

Point/Counterpoint: Dead Most Certainly Cannot Dance

During one of the quieter songs from Sunday night’s Dead Can Dance show at the Hollywood Bowl, my buddy Geoff leaned over and whispered to me, “I don’t want to eat the taco because it’s too loud.”

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Point/Counterpoint: Dead Can Dance

Point/Counterpoint: Dead Can Dance

Let me tell you that I could just kill a man paying $25 to park on a grassy knoll four blocks from the amphitheater. Don’t get stuck on stupid. Park at the sick church and walk to the bowl if you must.

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OJ Returns to LA to Make Killing

OJ Returns to LA to Make Killing

Coinciding with the 10th anniversary of OJ Simpson’s acquittal for double murder charges, the Juice will make his first public LA appearance in more than 12 years this weekend at the NecroComicon horrorshow convention.

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