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By Ryan - Sunday September 11th 2005

holy sweet godgam!If HamJiPark ye truly seek, HamJiPark ye shall indeed find yet be advised: ye may need seek alternate HamJiPark afore supping on grisled neck of pork.

Saturday’s mission: Try the Jonathan Gold-approved gamjatang at HamJiPark.

Gamjatang: Tender pork neck (still attached to bone), whole boiled potatoes, fresh scallions, a few scattered unidentified organs/tendons and seasonings in a rich red broth served bubbling and steaming in a cauldron large enough to perform serious tummy magic.

HamJiPark #1: 4135 W. Pico

  • Is this a restaurant? I spot a dodgy-looking fellow peering into parked cars, but nothing that says ‘restaurant’ at this address.
  • The sign says ‘Open’ and the exterior glass door is indeed open.
  • Alas. Padlocked iron bars do not allow me inside.
  • Smoking, disinterested people inside do not appear to be dining on porkneck. Attempt second location.

HamJiPark #2: 3407 W. 6th

  • This place is clean. A little too clean? Nay: Just clean enough.
  • Comforting thought: Requisite Ktown glass smokepatio subdivider and “B” health rating both appear to be in place. We’re in business.

The Gamjatang Review

A grizzly meal not for the fainthearted, yet nonetheless delicious. More than filling. Sloppy. Even with various spoons and utensils, hundreds of soup flecks managed to splatter my jeans, Jackson-Pollock-style.

Splatters aside, holy porkneck monstrosities. If you have a friend on the fence considering vegetarianism, bring them to this restaurant and order up a bowl of gamjatang immediately, as this meal requires enough bone manipulation to put anybody over the edge for good.

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[ Summer's Cauldron of Earthly Delights ]
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[ Nary Save Bones Remain ]




What now?

6 Responses to “Profile: HamJiPark”

  1. Posted by honey burbon 9/11/05 at 11:40 pm # Reply

    u like taking pics of food and beer. awesome.

  2. Posted by Profile: Cake Town Garden 9/14/05 at 1:56 pm # Reply

    [...] Man cannot live on porkneck alone. Nor can he subsist entirely on Oki-Dogs. Today I bring you the profile of a considerably gentler establishment with the hopes that it may smoothe over the stomachs calloused by porkneck overconsumption: a bakery. Again must I nod to self-imposed mentor Jonathan Gold. [...]

  3. Posted by WANTED: ChiliCheeseMaster 10/22/05 at 6:29 pm # Reply

    [...] It’s no secret that in my youth I’ve made some questionable choices when it comes time for dinner. It takes a strong stomach to bring you the hard, cold facts regarding porkneck soup, sizzling pork bellies, steaming oki-dogs, philly cheesesteak shacks, all-pudding diets and armenian-salvadorian booze binges. As much as it pains me to say it, I’ve got to look in the mirror and recognize that I’m a man getting on in years. Just recently the doctor advised me to watch the diet, but good. Make no bones about it: my days are numbered in the chilicheese circuit. [...]

  4. Posted by Profile: Chin Go Gae 12/24/05 at 11:55 pm # Reply

    [...] Openly I wept into the bowl. These tears I cried for my goated brethren, fine, cute gentlemen that taste so so good yet look so cute while alive. How is it I have no problem eating beef spleen and neck of pork, yet goat bring me to this unflattering state? [...]

  5. Posted by My Third Fever Dream 3/9/06 at 12:35 am # Reply

    [...] Jgold has a Koreatown flush: Han Bat, HamJiPark, Ma Dang, Toad, Ham Kyung Do. Nothing cohesive, same family. Ktown flush. Strong hand but it doesn’t beat my full house. [...]

  6. Posted by Interesting News Posts 3/9/06 at 8:05 pm # Reply

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