Comments on: The Prodigal’s Return

By: The Last Oki-Dog of 2006

The Last Oki-Dog of 2006 — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 20:25:01 +0000

[...] Oki-Dog SMMOA Promotes Occult, Booze, Oki-Dogs* Profile: Another Damn Shack Serving Up Food The Prodigalâ€™s Return BREAKING NEWS: OKI-DOG UPGRADED TO â€œBâ€ HEALTH RATING Oki-Dog Fairfax Vs. [...]

By: Shacking Up In The Fairfax District

Shacking Up In The Fairfax District — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 23:17:24 +0000

[...] Longtime readers of this site may be familiar with my obsession affinity for shacks (examples: one, two, three). Two years ago I relocated to the Fairfax District and eagerly accepted a goyim title. Fellow denizens it gives me great pleasure to announce that my all-time favorite Jewish holiday, affectionately dubbed “Season of the Shacks” for lack of knowledge, is upon us yet again. At this time of year all of my Orthodox neighbors build shack-like dwellings in their driveways. They get dressed to the nines, eat giant meals and sing traditional songs – all in the shack – as often as possible. To say I am jealous would be an understatement of ludicrous proportion. [...]

By: Matt Maranian: Still Naked After All These Years

Matt Maranian: Still Naked After All These Years — Tue, 02 May 2006 09:11:53 +0000

[...] Have you ever eaten at Oki-dog on Fairfax? I must ask: At any time, was Oki-dog a consideration for the book? Yes, I’ll go anywhere sleazy. Oki-dog should have been in. There were a lot of places that should have been included and weren’t. Of course Oki-Dog should have gone in, but we had a page count to consider, and we were already way too heavy on food entries. [...]

By: My Third Fever Dream

My Third Fever Dream — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:58:07 +0000

[...] Mair folds. She had a pair of Okis and scattered detritus filler. [...]

By: Profile: Ma Dang Gook Soo, aka Ryan Berates His Intern

Profile: Ma Dang Gook Soo, aka Ryan Berates His Intern — Wed, 14 Dec 2005 21:03:25 +0000

[...] For the sake of brevity I basically explain to the intern that Oki-Dog is this. [...]

By: WANTED: ChiliCheeseMaster

WANTED: ChiliCheeseMaster — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 01:33:13 +0000

[...] It’s no secret that in my youth I’ve made some questionable choices when it comes time for dinner. It takes a strong stomach to bring you the hard, cold facts regarding porkneck soup, sizzling pork bellies, steaming oki-dogs, philly cheesesteak shacks, all-pudding diets and armenian-salvadorian booze binges. As much as it pains me to say it, I’ve got to look in the mirror and recognize that I’m a man getting on in years. Recently the doctor advised me to watch the diet, and watch it well. Ever since I’ve been watching it well, but not changing a thing about it. Today, I’m starting with the man in the mirror. I’m asking him to make a change. Make no bones about it: my days are numbered in the chilicheese circuit. [...]

By: Ron

Ron — Tue, 13 Sep 2005 21:15:19 +0000

Ryan, when you die of heart disease next year shall we will have your remains wrapped in pastrami, slathered in chili and rolled into a giant tortilla before being put to eternal rest?