Get This Man Cardamon. Immediately!
Hello, there. Welcome to Mashti Malone’s, renowned for our sumptuous, perfumed rosewater ice cream! If you’ll simply take a look at the two tablets on the wall there — What’s that? No, those aren’t the Ten Commandments.
Where was I. Right. If you take a look at the two tablets on the wall there, we’ve got some of our special ingredients detailed for you in a format that we hope you’ll find both informative and easy to read. *Brrrrrrrrrottttt? Sorry to hear that, sir. Perhaps you’d care for a mashti of creamy mango made with extra cardamon? *Bwaaaaaaaaeeeeeiiiiitttt? If you’d at least just try this one, made with cardamon, you might like it you know. *FFFffffrrrrrrrrrrtttttt!!!!? I am now going to put this spoonful of cardamon in your mouth, sir. Like it or not. *Ffrrtt! Prrtt! Prrrrrrt!!? No, of course not. You don’t need the rosewater to regulate your menstrual flow. *PRAFFFFFFFFFFFTTT? What’s that you say? You came in for a scoop of ice cream and weren’t prepared to eat it without reading words like menstrual flow, mucus membrane and flatulation? Sir, this is an ice cream parlour. What’d you expect? |
All kidding aside I do love their ice cream just like Raymond, Mel Gibson and everybody else. Mashti Malone’s |
