Losanjealous Holiday Wishlist

This season, we here at losanjealous have received many notes of warm holiday wishes from delighted readers. Most, if not all, of these notes included hints as to what we might want for our holiday gift this year. “What might you need for your new offices?” or “What size sweaters do you wear?” or “You have offered free, high quality material for several months now, might I send you a small gift demonstrating my appreciation this holiday season?” And so forth. Your generousity has touched us. In order to simplify your shopping, we offer below a selection of items we would very much enjoy, all of which are readily purchasable online or can be gotten on a single trip to The Grove. Happy Holidays!

Mmm, mmm, mmm, pa-ni-ni!Tranquility ($499)

Mario Batali Red Panini Grill Pan with Press
Grill perfect paninis, meat, seafood and more with this ridged pan and fitted press from our exclusive new “Italian Cooking Essentials” cookware line, designed in collaboration with famed New York chef and Food Network star Mario Batali.

Tempe Floor Fountain
A vertical tower of slate tiles in a steel frame with antiqued rust patina creates a dramatic yet soothing focal point for indoor or outdoor settings. (Do our offices really need another one of these? –Ed.)

Hey asshole, your steaks are ready!Grill Alert® Talking Remote Meat Thermometer
Just insert the stainless steel transmitter probe into the center of the meat, select the type of meat, choose how you want it cooked and then walk away. Let Grill Alert® do all the work while you relax and enjoy your newfound freedom.

Smells Like Saudi SpiritHummer Cologne
Notes: Peppercorns, Cardamom, Thyme, Green Foliage, Tonka Bean, Leather, Patchouli, Amber, Sandalwood. Style: Fresh. Warm. Masculine.

Reporter’s Bag for Reporters OnlySundance Reporter’s Satchel
Designed to endure the strenuous demands of the beat reporter, our exclusive signature satchel can accommodate a laptop, file folders, notebooks and cameras with ease– no matter what the assignment.

I see you -- from my table top!
Tabletop Telescope
Our tabletop instrument, on a tripod stand, adds a nautical perspective to library, office or living room.

Not for other body partsOSIM® iSqueez™ Foot and Calf Massager
Enjoy the luxury and therapeutic benefits of a professional-quality foot and calf massage right in your own home. The OSIM® iSqueez™ massages away tension and fatigue from your feet, calves and ankles.

Full-zip!
Cowichan shawl-collar full-zip cardigan
The Cowichan tribe has inhabited British Columbia for thousands of years. Their sweaters have long been prized for their distinct craftsmanship and detailing. This lambswool sweater is specially handknit in a traditional Cowichan pattern in a heavy 1.5-gauge knit. Rib trim at cuffs and hem.