Welcome, Nomar!
By Victor - Monday December 19th 2005
losanjealous welcomes Nomar Garciaparra to the decaying shell of a baseball team that was once the Dodgers.
Nomar (N0-MAH), a native of Whittier, will join new acquision Rafael Furcal and All Star Cesar Izturis to complete the Dodgers’ revolutionary new 3-Shortstops infield.
At least he’s not a health risk. But seriously, at this point we’re a lock for the NL West. Which admittedly isn’t saying much.
Don’t you feel like a jack-ass. LET”S GO DODGERS!