Comments on: Bill DeMarco Takes a Look Back at 2005, The Year That Almost Wasn’t http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/01/03/demarco-2005/ Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:05:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: Bill DeMarco Rates the Top 50 Starbucks in LA: This Week: #1 http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/01/03/demarco-2005/comment-page-1/#comment-29586 Bill DeMarco Rates the Top 50 Starbucks in LA: This Week: #1 Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:11:36 +0000 http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/01/03/demarco-2005/#comment-29586 [...] Positioned in the center of as cool and peaceful a cement-paved municipal plaza as you’ll find, this little shack recalls the pueblos that dotted the untamed thickets of what was to become downtown. The poblaneros might have felt not out of place here ordering a frothy macchiato after a hard day of grinding masa and bundling fajinas (”faggots”–ed.) I smile fondly to myself thinking such thoughts as I order a soy Americano and hand the cashier my credit card. “I’m sorry I don’t think this is a credit card,” comes the unexpected response. Huh? She hands me back my PerfectSmart card. [...] [...] Positioned in the center of as cool and peaceful a cement-paved municipal plaza as you’ll find, this little shack recalls the pueblos that dotted the untamed thickets of what was to become downtown. The poblaneros might have felt not out of place here ordering a frothy macchiato after a hard day of grinding masa and bundling fajinas (”faggots”–ed.) I smile fondly to myself thinking such thoughts as I order a soy Americano and hand the cashier my credit card. “I’m sorry I don’t think this is a credit card,” comes the unexpected response. Huh? She hands me back my PerfectSmart card. [...]

]]> By: Bill DeMarco Does Not Exchange Pleasantries With The Cups of Coffee (cont’d.) http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/01/03/demarco-2005/comment-page-1/#comment-1372 Bill DeMarco Does Not Exchange Pleasantries With The Cups of Coffee (cont’d.) Thu, 09 Feb 2006 06:54:00 +0000 http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/01/03/demarco-2005/#comment-1372 [...] Scorned! My rank provocation has become a license for whimsy. I should be defiant in the face of such insolence but Casagrande’s instructions dissolve my self-respect. And I’ve got a dental bill to pay for. “Hey guys if you could just sign a tote bag, it’d be really cool.” “Dude, fuck off,” comes the response from the lead singer who has finished kissing his guitar player. [...] [...] Scorned! My rank provocation has become a license for whimsy. I should be defiant in the face of such insolence but Casagrande’s instructions dissolve my self-respect. And I’ve got a dental bill to pay for. “Hey guys if you could just sign a tote bag, it’d be really cool.” “Dude, fuck off,” comes the response from the lead singer who has finished kissing his guitar player. [...]

]]> By: Bill DeM. http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/01/03/demarco-2005/comment-page-1/#comment-896 Bill DeM. Thu, 05 Jan 2006 23:54:41 +0000 http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/01/03/demarco-2005/#comment-896 Wait a second wait a second. Is this uh. . .hold on. . .ashtray? . .yawtarts? Yawtarts something? Fuck help me out really. . .uh. . .it's yawtarts something right? I can't remember but it sounds like me. Listen man if you can give me a couple more paragraphs I'll talk to corporate see if I can get you a treatment of "The Michelangelo Paradox" (everything goes through the suits natch) Wait a second wait a second. Is this uh. . .hold on. . .ashtray? . .yawtarts? Yawtarts something? Fuck help me out really. . .uh. . .it’s yawtarts something right? I can’t remember but it sounds like me.

Listen man if you can give me a couple more paragraphs I’ll talk to corporate see if I can get you a treatment of “The Michelangelo
Paradox” (everything goes through the suits natch)

]]> By: mfv http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/01/03/demarco-2005/comment-page-1/#comment-895 mfv Thu, 05 Jan 2006 21:41:11 +0000 http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/01/03/demarco-2005/#comment-895 Bill, The world really is an ashtray... but some of those cigarettes are mine. Bill,

The world really is an ashtray… but some of those cigarettes are mine.

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