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There is nothing wrong with being emotional.. but the fact that this guy started crying BEFORE THE GAME WAS OVER, with time still on the clock, and with a chance to still win the game, is ridiculous.
I have not problem with the emotion he showed, but save it for after the game.
[…] Adam Morrison’s Five Stages of Grief […]
Hey Adam! How are you doing? Tried to get in touch with you by facebook, but received no reply. Sorry I missed your last visit to good old Chester – would be fun to get together and talk about old times. Hope all is well with you and your family. Send me a note. Hope to hear from you soon!
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I don’t know, sorry, who Adam Morrison is, but I’ve met Richard Kiel on numerous occassions, GREAT guy in person.
i think more people cried after gonzaga lost to ucla than when the world trade centers got hit by a plane or when hurricane katrina hit. lol
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That stache of his looks like pubes stapled on hi face.
OH he’s JAWS from the Roger Moore days? LOL!!
I know him best from HAPPY GILMORE as ADAM SANDLER’s former boss, BIG fan support, and SHOOTER McGavin killer!
“Excuse me, i believe that belongs to Mr. Gilmore”
“I’m counting on you, to meet me in the parking lot”
His shirt says:”Guns don’t Kill People, I kill People!”
All the ridicule that Adam has been suffering as a result of this is just INSANE.
It’s as many posters have said prior to this — he possesses a passion for the game of basketball that 99% of players today unfortunately lack.
He loves the game…much like I love the game. I can sympathize with his feelings in that given situation…and being a huge fan of his AND Gonzaga at large, I wasnt feeling my best after that game either. He cried AFTER LOSING A GAME WHICH WE LED BY DOUBLE DIGITS THROUGHOUT. In the SWEET 16 no less. He was emotional, get over it.
PS: I, too, am a Type 1 insulin-dependent diabetic. His accomplishments are rmarkable. Because varying blood sugar levels can drasitcally affect your performance (such as touch on shooting, depth perception, etc). Give him a break.
this is hilarious.
i’m linking this like crazy.
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Keep up this great resource. best greetings!
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HAHAHAHA the heats suck and the suns but the bobcats kick ass.
Let’s just take a quick run-through of Adam Morrison’s career…
Star basketball player bringing his small-town college team to the playoffs, drafted 3rd pick out of his Junior year of college, makes amazing NBA plays, he’s a top scorer, plays with a passion that you don’t find in most players, and all of this while being type 1 diabetic for half of his life.
Let’s make fun of him for his emotion after losing during a 29-GAME WINNING STREAK. You do better, I don’t think you can. He’s making more money than you ever will, even under a rookie contract, so I don’t think he cares if you bash him in a comment for just another jealous poke at his fame. Grow up.
Uvlaloatuk Sup My Name Is Darvin I Am From Kotzebue, Alaska Don’t Keep Going Crazy Out There. Take It Easy Out There
my name is matt goodwin, dang man don’t need to go all crazy about a foul. im from Kotzebue, Alaska like the other guy above. take it easy
what’s sup adam morrison my name is mikey and i live in kotzebue,alaska make sure if someone fuck’s with you i think u should kick their ass and throw the basketball at his face and go crazy out their later i guess i’ll will watch the game. later
sup adam morrison keep kickin ass in the N.B.A so your team to make it to the finals and make sure u don’t go crazy out just kiddin have fun with the bobcats and alright later
Who cares if the guys emotional?
Obviously you people arent athletes.
You dont know what its like to work for years, to give it everything you have for 4 quarters, and lose so closely.
If i was in his position i would have cried too.
Theres nothing wrong with it.
All those who criticise are just [subconsciously] jealous. And you all should just let it go.
[…] The 6′8, 220-pound Morrison is very talented, there’s no denying that. But here’s hoping that the imagery of him sobbing for his mama under that crazy ‘do soon fades into oblivion. […]
I went to high school with adam as well sam and he is definitely not a douche. He is one of the coolest guys you could hope to know and he is one of the greatest white basketball players to graze the face of the planet. Like Big D said, he plays with a lot of passion, something that is missing in the game today, especially at the NBA level where it is all about the money. Redick sucks dick by the way. Morrison for president. And to all the people who are making fun of him for crying, eat a juicy cock, he loves the game, and he loved GU and he was emotional that he had just played his last game with those guys.
If you really think about all of this, you will have to admit he is a great player and role model, I think more people should have the passion he displays for the things they like. Adam don’t let them get you down, all of your fellow Zags support you fully!!!!
I’m proud to say that my next jersey WILL be the #35 Morrison as a fellow diabetic I understand what it’s like to ride that roller coaster of emotions every second of every day, I was also very upset to see him & his team let that game slip through their fingers & as millions of viewers watched as his heart poured onto that court in tears someone by the name of MICHAEL JORDAN said thats the kind of HEART I need on my team!!!GREAT choice MICHAEL & Adam “KEEP PLAYING YOUR HEART OUT” and for those of you who wrote before me with nothing good to say WHEN HAS MICHAEL JORDAN EVERY PICKED YOU FOR ANYTHING?
You bastards! Douche Bags even! My son has diabetes and he cries and gets emotional when his blood sugar is out of whack, which it does with physical activity. I’m willing to bet none of YOU have a life threatening illness like diabetes, yet you still aren’t good enough at any sport to play at Adam’s level! Losers. Adam Morrison rocks my world!
to Sam from #56, don’t blame Adam for YOU being a LOSER!!!
morrisons the best luv him lots
you idiots.i agree with everyone who thinks that this is wrong and morrison doesnt deserve to be ridiculed for ahving passion for his sport.so,they get ridiculed when guys dont care enough about the sport they play,and then they care a LOT about it and get ridiculed.
to # 56, You sound like a loser.
Hey,when someone seems self-centered, what they really are is shy. I’ve been pathologically shy most of my life & that’s what I see on TV interviews. He has however become more self-assured as he has progressed thru college. He talks better & doesn’t duck his head down anymore. (from Spokane, MeadHS mom)
I noticed Kal’s comment on April 11 and I just wanted to ask them, if they still follow this, you’re saying that in order to have a worthwhile life we have to accomplish a huge public success in a particular area? Please. As for Morrison crying, I agree with what has been said many times before, at least he has passion. At least he cares and is genuine. It seems to me that in this regard, Americans are relatively repressed. It is a lot more logical to express our emotions and get past them then to spend our lives pretending to feel/be someone we are not (something most Americans spend a lot of time doing). I am totally ignorant when it comes to what is needed to be an NBA player and only know what I have read, but his passion is going to be useful when he channels it into a drive to improve the areas he needs to improve to become a more well rounded player and further eligible for the NBA
I hope he cries some more, and that Reddick does, and that there’s just more famous people crying in public all freely all the time. What a healthy beautiful world we’d have if we could all just let it out and cry like babies when we feel like it. Gives a whole new meaning to the word “baller” ha ha
this is just plain weird. i’m defending someone i don’t know. when you’re a superstar in high school, i’d imagine that it’s hard not to seem douche-y and self-centered. question: were you unpopular?
I went to high school with Adam Morrison, so I’m going to attempt to shut some of you up. Everybody I know who knows him is in agreement with me here: he is a giant douche bag. He is one of the most self-centered people I have ever met. He’s a huge jerk.
this is apparently the post that will not die. i would love to see him in celtics green, but i fear he’ll be long-gone by the time they pick 7th, alas.
Being a UCLA alum I felt pretty f’in great.
You the hell would all of you feel if you just gave the game to UCLA? They were so close to advancing. How would you fucking feel? I don;t think you would be happy and it’s ok no big deal. GO ADAM!!
You guys can just shut up and quit dissing on Adam ur just jealous because he is so good at basketball and dominated college basketball. Go ADAM and GOOD LUCK in the NBA
Hey Adam! How are you doing? I tried to get in touch with you by facebook, but received no reply. Hope all is well with you. Sorry I missed you the last time you were in good ole Chester…would be fun to get together and talk about old times….send me a note and let me know how you and your family are doing. Hope to hear from you soon!
hey dont diss on adam morrison he so so so so cute and hot he’s like 6ft8in he tall i would so love to date him all you that dont like the mustache can go to you knows where because he a great player and when he’s in the nba then what everyone knows he’s from spokane,washington not whyoming duh im like a die heart stocker and fan
Draft the ‘Stache?
Everywhere you look in Blazer-land, it’s all about “Draft The ‘Stache.” The ‘Stache being Adam Morrison, the unfortunately mustachioed former Gonzaga Bulldog and current fan favorite of every Portlander, despite not even being on the team yet….
lol im not ghetto i just hate when people talk shit about talented people.
i mean that was the biggest game of his season, of course he’s going to cry.
what is he suppose to do.
run around laughing and smiling.
laquonda do u have myspace?
this stupid thing makesme sick how could anyone make fun of someone elses loss adam morrison kicked ass that game and you would be crying to if you got up your fat ass and started getting a life
I love Adam Morrison and his family. He’s a MONTANA/WYOMING boy. He represents the wild west but in reality he’s just a kid living in a crazy world who loves to live life, loves Larry Bird, loves to compete, and loves basketball. So to all you trash talkers. Good Luck, You Suck!
Linda, honey, being ghetto is a quality that comes from within oneself. It is not something that must be projected forth to the general public on a daily basis. Embracing your inner ghettoness will exponentially increase your degree of social inclusion. Recall the words of the great ghetto philosopher, 2Pac:
“You can be ghetto if you want to,
Or you can leave the ghetto behind,
‘cos if your friends aren’t ghetto,
and if they aren’t ghetto,
well, they’re no friends of mine…”
Comment #44 has put “Emily Kane,” by Art Brut, on rotation in my head. With that horrible ‘stache, Morrison even bears something of a resemblance to Art Brut frontman Eddie Argos.
i’m hardly “ghetto” myself, at least by everyday standards, but as a nearing middle-aged spinster, i think he’s adorable…maybe it’s cuz he reminds me of my 6th grade boyfriend? or maybe cuz “i like ’em young.” ha.
u tell em gurlfriend! adam is the hottest bball player w/ the porn star gd looks. him crying shows his sensitivity. It be what ghetto chiks like me and a’sha be lookin for
u need to get a life.
ur just jealous bc adam is the finest periosn in the world.
he’s the best college basketball player of our time.
dont be mad bc he accomplished more in this life, than all of yall put together!
adam’s # one
I can’t believe some of the people on here… I guess you have no lives. Adam Morrison is a wonderful person and an amazing ball player. I’m sure more people look up to him than they do to all of you, and just because he shed some tears, which all of us have, does not make him a target of your laughter. Get a life. I love you Adam! Keep on keepin’ on!
adam is not ugly, he’s hott
bitches get a life
gonza is # 1 until, adam leaves.
for the guy who made fun of him for being diabetic…un-called for…that’s not somethign to joke about…8 of my family members have died because of diabetic relavance. not funny…get a life you idiot..
perf. , this is amazing…i seriously crapped my pants when i saw this…the guy from happy gilmore, hahahaha love it..~yo mama
I read theses comments. Funny pics and I agree that Adam should have held it together, but…all you losers who just dissed Adam Morrison are hilarious. He has accomplished more than all of you put together already. You all are a joke. I would love to see what lives you live and then compare them to his. You will all die as losers and never be able to accomplish anything close to what he has done. Why do people love to prey on others? Because the ones who prey are truly weak themselves. Have a great life, losers.
all of u all that r like ha ha hes a stupid bitch and he deserves all of this- r the stupid ass bitches that need 2get a fuckin life and leave him alone. at least he is passionate 4 the game! damn!
Adam Morrison’s five stages of grief is one of the funniest posts I’ve ever seen on the internet. What’s even better is that this year’s “One Shining Moment” has Morrison crying and then it shows him on the ground with his shirt over his head.
WAY TO LEAVE YOUR MARK ON COLLEGE BASKETBALL ADAM!
HA HA HA HA HA
Adam Morrison is a douche, he is a disgrace to Morrisons everywhere, and as a Morrison I was extremely pleased to see him cry like a little bitch.
YOU SUCK DON’T DISS ON MORRISON
These Pics R DEF GOIN ON MY SITE!! LMAO!! this guy is nuts and has the best EMOTIONS!!! :D!!! HAHAHAh i love duke but they lost :'( So im sayin GO GEORGE MASON!!! :D!!
well thats my man and of coarse im gunna feel bad. 2 be honest i cryed as bad as he did when we lost!! i know its pathetic. i’d like 2 help him cope with all this i’d give him a lil of my sugar! ;)
Depression or constipation? 1. Man I have to take a crap 2. Damit I’m going to take a crap 3. For the love of… Please let me crap 4. I can’t take a crap 5. Colonic irrigation may have some side effects
Kinda reminds you of the Seahawks, must be a Washington thing.
Like the guy as a player but this post iis absolutely hilarious. Somebody should turn that into a poster
Adam Morrison’s Five Stages of Grief
For some reason, he just rubs me wrong and I have to root against him.
[…] Adam Morrison after the loss to UCLA […]
That dude was also in the original “The Longest Yard”. The big guy that clothes-lined that prison guard and said “I think I broke his fukin neck
haha, cry ya big baby!!
Classic fuckin Morrison. I hope like hell you watched the end of the game. Morrison lying on the floor crying it was classic.!!!!!!!!!! Iceman
he had it coming, to be honest. he made a pact with the devil to be amazing at basketball, however, when the devil discovered that he had no soul to exchange for the skills he had bestowed upon adam, the devil, in all his wisdom, decided it would be equally horrible for adam to have to wear that moustache on his grille for the rest of his life….the devil being the evil person he is, snatched adams basketball wielding powers away from him in the final minutes of the most important game of adams young, and ugly life. the devil is afterall, a bruins fan. adam wasnt crying about the game, rather the fact that he lost his basketball powers and is doomed to walk the earth for the rest of his life with that horrible dead wombat on his purced and crying lip. id cry too, that thing is f’ing gross
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Adam Morrison is the hottest player in college hoops today, of course i am also Redick fan. both these guys are extremely good looking, and could dunk me anytime. I guess a 34 yr old should not think that way about someone so young, but i like ’em young, and i love the gam eof basketball. Was hoping to get to see either of them in Indianapolis, but oh well. I still have my fantasies…lol………..Angie
That actor was also in the original “The Longest Yard” with Burt Reynolds. He played an inmate and broke one of the guards neck during the game. First he said it, then the other team said it, then the refs, then the paramedics, and then the announcer.
Dear Adam Morrison,
Don’t go the team looks up to you.I was supporting you and the team through the good and the bad.I got the ”Can’t Stop The Stache” In my heart.You were the center of the team.They need you to stay.Stay for the team not for me.Bye.
He also plays the crazy fan on Happy Gilmore… Happy shot him with a nail gun!
that is downright hilarious. not as funny as him crying with time on the clock though.
dear mother of god! so funny!
That is one ugly mofo. Thank goodness there is a beautiful culmination in “acceptance.” HA!
haha great post
I thought that was Emil Muzz at first, but in fact that character was played by former pro boxer Jack O’Halloran (IMDB page).
Wasn’t that Emil Muzz from the movie Dragnet? And the “Guns don’t kill people – I kill people!” guy from Happy Gilmore? Not quite sure.
I thought he looked familiar.
That’s Richard Kiel, the actor who played “Jaws” in a couple of James Bond flicks.
Neither I nor any of the people to whom I showed this could remember who the dude in the fifth picture is. I’m embarrassed.
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Adam Morrison’s Five Stages of Grief:
poor adam. i guess i’m drawn to 6’8″ boy-men with porn ‘staches, cuz i dig him. it broke my heart to see him on the floor like that, crying. then i remembered: “it’s just a game,” and he’s going on to even more fame, gazillions of dollars, endless bling, naked women in jacuzzis, unscrupulous hangers-on, per diems, etc. when i put it into perspective, i can’t feel that sorry for him anymore, tho i’d still enjoy giving him some insulin.
lol one of the best posts i have ever read LOL and i love that comment too :)
Oh let me taste your tears Adam! Your tears are so yummy and sweet!