Adam Morrison’s Five Stages of Grief
By Ron - Friday March 24th 2006 |
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1. Denial |
2. Anger |
3. Bargaining |
4. Depression |
5. Acceptance |
What now?
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93 Responses to “Adam Morrison’s Five Stages of Grief”
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Oh let me taste your tears Adam! Your tears are so yummy and sweet!
lol one of the best posts i have ever read LOL and i love that comment too :)
poor adam. i guess i’m drawn to 6’8″ boy-men with porn ‘staches, cuz i dig him. it broke my heart to see him on the floor like that, crying. then i remembered: “it’s just a game,” and he’s going on to even more fame, gazillions of dollars, endless bling, naked women in jacuzzis, unscrupulous hangers-on, per diems, etc. when i put it into perspective, i can’t feel that sorry for him anymore, tho i’d still enjoy giving him some insulin.
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Adam Morrison’s Five Stages of Grief:
http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/03/24/adam-morrison/
Neither I nor any of the people to whom I showed this could remember who the dude in the fifth picture is. I’m embarrassed.
That’s Richard Kiel, the actor who played “Jaws” in a couple of James Bond flicks.
I thought he looked familiar.
Wasn’t that Emil Muzz from the movie Dragnet? And the “Guns don’t kill people – I kill people!” guy from Happy Gilmore? Not quite sure.
fugging hilarious.
I thought that was Emil Muzz at first, but in fact that character was played by former pro boxer Jack O’Halloran (IMDB page).
haha great post
That is one ugly mofo. Thank goodness there is a beautiful culmination in “acceptance.” HA!
dear mother of god! so funny!
that is downright hilarious. not as funny as him crying with time on the clock though.
He also plays the crazy fan on Happy Gilmore… Happy shot him with a nail gun!
Dear Adam Morrison,
Don’t go the team looks up to you.I was supporting you and the team through the good and the bad.I got the ”Can’t Stop The Stache” In my heart.You were the center of the team.They need you to stay.Stay for the team not for me.Bye.
Luv,
Robyn
That actor was also in the original “The Longest Yard” with Burt Reynolds. He played an inmate and broke one of the guards neck during the game. First he said it, then the other team said it, then the refs, then the paramedics, and then the announcer.
Adam Morrison is the hottest player in college hoops today, of course i am also Redick fan. both these guys are extremely good looking, and could dunk me anytime. I guess a 34 yr old should not think that way about someone so young, but i like ‘em young, and i love the gam eof basketball. Was hoping to get to see either of them in Indianapolis, but oh well. I still have my fantasies…lol………..Angie
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he had it coming, to be honest. he made a pact with the devil to be amazing at basketball, however, when the devil discovered that he had no soul to exchange for the skills he had bestowed upon adam, the devil, in all his wisdom, decided it would be equally horrible for adam to have to wear that moustache on his grille for the rest of his life….the devil being the evil person he is, snatched adams basketball wielding powers away from him in the final minutes of the most important game of adams young, and ugly life. the devil is afterall, a bruins fan. adam wasnt crying about the game, rather the fact that he lost his basketball powers and is doomed to walk the earth for the rest of his life with that horrible dead wombat on his purced and crying lip. id cry too, that thing is f’ing gross
Classic fuckin Morrison. I hope like hell you watched the end of the game. Morrison lying on the floor crying it was classic.!!!!!!!!!! Iceman
haha, cry ya big baby!!
That dude was also in the original “The Longest Yard”. The big guy that clothes-lined that prison guard and said “I think I broke his fukin neck
[...] Adam Morrison after the loss to UCLA [...]
Adam Morrison’s Five Stages of Grief
For some reason, he just rubs me wrong and I have to root against him.
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Like the guy as a player but this post iis absolutely hilarious. Somebody should turn that into a poster
Kinda reminds you of the Seahawks, must be a Washington thing.
Depression or constipation? 1. Man I have to take a crap 2. Damit I’m going to take a crap 3. For the love of… Please let me crap 4. I can’t take a crap 5. Colonic irrigation may have some side effects
well thats my man and of coarse im gunna feel bad. 2 be honest i cryed as bad as he did when we lost!! i know its pathetic. i’d like 2 help him cope with all this i’d give him a lil of my sugar! ;)
These Pics R DEF GOIN ON MY SITE!! LMAO!! this guy is nuts and has the best EMOTIONS!!! :D!!! HAHAHAh i love duke but they lost :’( So im sayin GO GEORGE MASON!!! :D!!
YOU SUCK DON’T DISS ON MORRISON
Adam Morrison is a douche, he is a disgrace to Morrisons everywhere, and as a Morrison I was extremely pleased to see him cry like a little bitch.
Adam Morrison’s five stages of grief is one of the funniest posts I’ve ever seen on the internet. What’s even better is that this year’s “One Shining Moment” has Morrison crying and then it shows him on the ground with his shirt over his head.
WAY TO LEAVE YOUR MARK ON COLLEGE BASKETBALL ADAM!
HA HA HA HA HA
all of u all that r like ha ha hes a stupid bitch and he deserves all of this- r the stupid ass bitches that need 2get a fuckin life and leave him alone. at least he is passionate 4 the game! damn!
I read theses comments. Funny pics and I agree that Adam should have held it together, but…all you losers who just dissed Adam Morrison are hilarious. He has accomplished more than all of you put together already. You all are a joke. I would love to see what lives you live and then compare them to his. You will all die as losers and never be able to accomplish anything close to what he has done. Why do people love to prey on others? Because the ones who prey are truly weak themselves. Have a great life, losers.
perf. , this is amazing…i seriously crapped my pants when i saw this…the guy from happy gilmore, hahahaha love it..~yo mama
for the guy who made fun of him for being diabetic…un-called for…that’s not somethign to joke about…8 of my family members have died because of diabetic relavance. not funny…get a life you idiot..
adam is not ugly, he’s hott
bitches get a life
gonza is # 1 until, adam leaves.
I can’t believe some of the people on here… I guess you have no lives. Adam Morrison is a wonderful person and an amazing ball player. I’m sure more people look up to him than they do to all of you, and just because he shed some tears, which all of us have, does not make him a target of your laughter. Get a life. I love you Adam! Keep on keepin’ on!
u need to get a life.
ur just jealous bc adam is the finest periosn in the world.
he’s the best college basketball player of our time.
dont be mad bc he accomplished more in this life, than all of yall put together!
adam’s # one
u tell em gurlfriend! adam is the hottest bball player w/ the porn star gd looks. him crying shows his sensitivity. It be what ghetto chiks like me and a’sha be lookin for
i’m hardly “ghetto” myself, at least by everyday standards, but as a nearing middle-aged spinster, i think he’s adorable…maybe it’s cuz he reminds me of my 6th grade boyfriend? or maybe cuz “i like ‘em young.” ha.
Comment #44 has put “Emily Kane,” by Art Brut, on rotation in my head. With that horrible ‘stache, Morrison even bears something of a resemblance to Art Brut frontman Eddie Argos.
Linda, honey, being ghetto is a quality that comes from within oneself. It is not something that must be projected forth to the general public on a daily basis. Embracing your inner ghettoness will exponentially increase your degree of social inclusion. Recall the words of the great ghetto philosopher, 2Pac:
“You can be ghetto if you want to,
Or you can leave the ghetto behind,
‘cos if your friends aren’t ghetto,
and if they aren’t ghetto,
well, they’re no friends of mine…”
I love Adam Morrison and his family. He’s a MONTANA/WYOMING boy. He represents the wild west but in reality he’s just a kid living in a crazy world who loves to live life, loves Larry Bird, loves to compete, and loves basketball. So to all you trash talkers. Good Luck, You Suck!
this stupid thing makesme sick how could anyone make fun of someone elses loss adam morrison kicked ass that game and you would be crying to if you got up your fat ass and started getting a life
lol im not ghetto i just hate when people talk shit about talented people.
i mean that was the biggest game of his season, of course he’s going to cry.
what is he suppose to do.
run around laughing and smiling.
laquonda do u have myspace?
comment later
Draft the ‘Stache?
Everywhere you look in Blazer-land, it’s all about “Draft The ‘Stache.” The ‘Stache being Adam Morrison, the unfortunately mustachioed former Gonzaga Bulldog and current fan favorite of every Portlander, despite not even being on the team yet….
hey dont diss on adam morrison he so so so so cute and hot he’s like 6ft8in he tall i would so love to date him all you that dont like the mustache can go to you knows where because he a great player and when he’s in the nba then what everyone knows he’s from spokane,washington not whyoming duh im like a die heart stocker and fan