Photo Op: Traders Vics

You could spend $100 on a miracle bar tab at Trader Vic’s in Beverly Hills, ordering up all manner of flaming silly. You could also take same $100 and plunk down your deposit on a miracle car out on San Fernando Road. So the real question, then, is What kind of Trader be you? What’s i’gonna be. Miracle Bar…or Miracle Car?

Miracle Bar or Miracle Car?

Miracle Bar or Miracle Car?

Four-bar. Dminor. D, C, Fmaj, Eb, watch for the bridge.

Miracle Bar inna Miracle Car, drive my
Miracle Car to the Miracle Bar
Miracle Car to the Miracle Bar at a
Miracle Bar via Miracle Car
Got my drunk breath test on Woodman
He say, I swerve just a little bit
Now it’s 40 hours’a community service
Lawyer fees jail, the whole damn bit
Miracle Bar in a Miracle Car
Took the Miracle Car to the Miracle Bar