Comments on: Bill DeMarco Rates the Top 50 Starbucks in LA: This Week: #5 http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/07/12/bill-demarco-rates-the-top-50-starbucks-in-la-this-week-5/ Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:05:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: Bill DeMarco Rates the Top 50 Starbucks in LA: This Week: #1 (concluded) http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/07/12/bill-demarco-rates-the-top-50-starbucks-in-la-this-week-5/comment-page-1/#comment-30377 Bill DeMarco Rates the Top 50 Starbucks in LA: This Week: #1 (concluded) Thu, 16 Nov 2006 19:37:25 +0000 http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/07/12/bill-demarco-rates-the-top-50-starbucks-in-la-this-week-5/#comment-30377 [...] I’m stuck facing the pavement so all I can see is a brushed suede stilletto heel spike the mud in front of me. Chantal! She got my name wrong again but she was closer this time. I twiddle a couple of dials and raise the suit to its knees. She looks sensational as always in a shrink-wrapped neoprene catsuit with what I will call a keyhole boob-window cut in functionally on her cleavage. Am I glad to see her. Am I glad to see her? And isn’t suede a poor choice for this kind of weather? [...] [...] I’m stuck facing the pavement so all I can see is a brushed suede stilletto heel spike the mud in front of me. Chantal! She got my name wrong again but she was closer this time. I twiddle a couple of dials and raise the suit to its knees. She looks sensational as always in a shrink-wrapped neoprene catsuit with what I will call a keyhole boob-window cut in functionally on her cleavage. Am I glad to see her. Am I glad to see her? And isn’t suede a poor choice for this kind of weather? [...]

]]> By: Bill DeMarco Rates the Top 50 Starbucks in LA: This Week: #1 (cont’d.) http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/07/12/bill-demarco-rates-the-top-50-starbucks-in-la-this-week-5/comment-page-1/#comment-29980 Bill DeMarco Rates the Top 50 Starbucks in LA: This Week: #1 (cont’d.) Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:01:02 +0000 http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/07/12/bill-demarco-rates-the-top-50-starbucks-in-la-this-week-5/#comment-29980 [...] But as the distance evaporates between us, a combination flapping/roaring noise rises behind me. Out of nowhere, a winged man-bull swoops down out of the sky and absolutely crushes the evil family minivan. Like, puts a crater in him, flips him over 9 times and Vanagon explodes. Hell yeah, Man-bull! Hell yeah! I knew I wasn’t crazy! You’re out there, you and your boys, watching, surveilling, protecting. I ain’t crazy. I stand awed with respect, my still unfamiliar instruments lighting up chaotically, rain and malevolent coffee beans splattering my armor. I plant my fender/sword tip first and awkwardly bow. He bows too—two warriors paying homage. I begin to speak through the in-suit PA. [...] [...] But as the distance evaporates between us, a combination flapping/roaring noise rises behind me. Out of nowhere, a winged man-bull swoops down out of the sky and absolutely crushes the evil family minivan. Like, puts a crater in him, flips him over 9 times and Vanagon explodes. Hell yeah, Man-bull! Hell yeah! I knew I wasn’t crazy! You’re out there, you and your boys, watching, surveilling, protecting. I ain’t crazy. I stand awed with respect, my still unfamiliar instruments lighting up chaotically, rain and malevolent coffee beans splattering my armor. I plant my fender/sword tip first and awkwardly bow. He bows too—two warriors paying homage. I begin to speak through the in-suit PA. [...]

]]> By: Bill DeMarco’s Haiku Review http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/07/12/bill-demarco-rates-the-top-50-starbucks-in-la-this-week-5/comment-page-1/#comment-17806 Bill DeMarco’s Haiku Review Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:25:44 +0000 http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/07/12/bill-demarco-rates-the-top-50-starbucks-in-la-this-week-5/#comment-17806 [...] #5 Winged, bearded, man-bulls Presided over Commerce. Chantal was here too. [...] [...] #5 Winged, bearded, man-bulls Presided over Commerce. Chantal was here too. [...]

]]> By: Bill DeM. http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/07/12/bill-demarco-rates-the-top-50-starbucks-in-la-this-week-5/comment-page-1/#comment-7982 Bill DeM. Fri, 14 Jul 2006 17:55:59 +0000 http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/07/12/bill-demarco-rates-the-top-50-starbucks-in-la-this-week-5/#comment-7982 Thanks P. I thought what the hell is this? A fax machine coming out of the closet? Losanjealous ain't the place for that dude. I'm joking of course. Thanks P. I thought what the hell is this? A fax machine coming out of the closet? Losanjealous ain’t the place for that dude.

I’m joking of course.

]]> By: pam http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/07/12/bill-demarco-rates-the-top-50-starbucks-in-la-this-week-5/comment-page-1/#comment-7980 pam Fri, 14 Jul 2006 17:24:29 +0000 http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/07/12/bill-demarco-rates-the-top-50-starbucks-in-la-this-week-5/#comment-7980 nice. ignore the zzzzz person. it was good. nice. ignore the zzzzz person. it was good.

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