The Lincoln Blvd Cock Car

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Sometimes the most extraordinary things have the most ordinary beginnings. For example: this was once a normal Oldsmobile, loved dearly by the uncle and aunt who raised it.

But while it excelled in science, those accomplishments were often overshadowed by its innate shyness.

OLDSMOBILE: “Er…would anyone like to go to the new exhibit at the science hall with me?”

It was, however, that same devotion to science that was to bring about a monumental change in the car’s life! For one day, at an atomic energy demonstration, a rooster absorbed a fantastic amount of radiation — And in sudden shock, bit the nearest thing!

OLDSMOBILE: “OW!”

OLDSMOBILE (thinks to self): “Wh – What’s happening? I feel strange! As if my entire body were charged with some sort of weird energy!”

[pecks at ground]

OLDSMOBILE (thinks to self): “Incredible! Instead of high octane gasoline I crave feed!”

[honks horn]

OLDSMOBILE (thinks to self): “Oh, my gosh! I can’t help but honk my horn at the break of dawn!”

OLDSMOBILE: “It’s as if I’ve suddenly gained the abilities and strength of…of a ROOSTER!”

Las Aventuras del Gallo Cubano
827 Lincoln Blvd
Santa Monica, CA

Photo by Lauren