Mr. T Visitor Guide: Neverland Ranch Intervention
By Jeannette - Monday August 14th 2006 |
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The Basics: Some fool that’s crazier than Murdock high-tailed it to Bahrain and left all his animals behind. How you gonna feed your elephants, alligators and giraffes from Bahrain, fool? Mr. T jumped in the van and left the fools of Los Angeles unpitied and jibber-jabber unchallenged for the day as he initiated “Operation Neverland Ranch Intervention”.
Neighborhood: BFE
Address: 5225 Figueroa Mountain Rd , Los Olivos, CA 93441
Why You Should Visit: Mr. T can’t feed these animals every day. Spendin’ too much time in the van with Hannibal and Face makes a T mad! Take your own load of supplies to Neverland Ranch and throw ‘em over the fence!
Additional Notes: Giraffes eat acacia leaves, elephants eat bamboo, carrots and bananas and alligators eat meat so be careful, fool!
Oh My God, this is the ultimate cataclysm of illness and brilliance. Sick, I tell you! My whole adult life, I have desired to visit the neverland ranch. And until now, I have not found anyone crazy enough to actually pursue this dream. And then you go and juxtapose the T. This is too much, too, too much.
Julie, can we steal that hook ‘ultimate cataclysm of illness and brilliance’? Kinda sums things up around here nicely. I’m thinking maybe a tastful cross stitch with it to hang in our lobby.
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you are some kind of sick genius, young lady.
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i would really love to go to neverland on day.ever though i hate micheal i really thank that he done a grate thing when he made never land :)soooooooooo glad that i ant at school 2 day peace out latter
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