The Secret Secret In-N-Out Menu
By Victor - Wednesday August 16th 2006 |
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While we mourn the recent passing of the matriarch of the In-N-Out empire, we can use the occasion to exclusively reveal the Secret Secret In-N-Out Menu without fear of reprisal. Wander into your favorite In-N-Out and ask for any one of the below items. If the cashier pretends to not know what you are talking about, give them a knowing look in the eye and little nod so they’ll know you’re cool and hook you up.
The Cold Karl – A generous dollop of chocolate shake ice cream coiled atop an open-faced pair of buns.
The Monet – An inverted paper employee hat filled with 32 oz. of burger dressing, topped with pickles floated on the surface.
√(4 x 4)/4 – Hamburger.Vegan Style – 4 leafs of lettuce between 2 leafs of lettuce.
John 3:16 style fries – Fries, no salt.
Mt. Rushmore – 4 fresh whole potatoes, peeled and hand carved to the likenesses of Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt and Lincoln, deep-fried to golden brown perfection.
Deluxe Flying Dutchman - Kobe beef culotte steak, seved with jalapeno marmalade, with roasted tomato and morel mushroom flan on the side.The Billy – After ordering, head out back by the dumpsters and wait a bit. Billy will blow you on his next break. (Hollywood location, Weds 4-8 only.)
Any In-N-Out insiders are welcome to anonymously leave any Secret Secret Menu items we may have left out in the comments below.
The Hollywood High Skaters – Burger with the top patty missing, too much onions, and smells like it hasn’t bathed in six days.
PLEASE CAN I HAVE A FLYING DUTCHMAN WITH FRIES WELL DONE THANKS
Animal Style Fries are what it’s all about baby! You can’t beat fries w/ cheese, grilled onions & dressing on top! MMmmm…
Did you read about that one guy who ordered the √ (100 x 100)/100? Amazing stuff.
Does that shoe now denote that these reviews are for Westwood locations?
THE ENEMY – Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
THE PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE – 5 tasty patties, 4 cheesy slices, 3 leaves of lettuce, 2 red tomatoes and a….
THE DRIVE THRU, DRIVE-BY STYLE – Everything splattered with ketchup.
THE KEGSTAND HEADACHE – Any flavor shake, held upside-down by your ankles, straight from the tap.
The A-List: burger with botoxed tomatoes, lipoed buns, plastic cheese, fake baked and served with fries, soda, agent, lawyer, manager (each of whom take 10% of your meal). Add .50 cents for paparazzi photo.
The Intern Shane: a standard Double-Double, but wrapped in an orange Creamsicle-colored necktie instead of the usual tissue paper.
Is that Victor’s missing tie? Can I really get them to make a Cold Karl?
Alas, said tie is still MIA.
And I’ve got a $20 spot with your name on it if you go up and say “I’ll have a Cold Karl” with a straight face.
The “A Lil’ Bit of the Ol’ In-and-Out” special (must be ordered in a Cockney accent, with a cocked eyebrow): Single Hamburger, Chocolate Shake, Some Fucking
even the super tasty grilled cheese is not on the menu…
[...] The Secret Secret In-N-Out Menu Wander into your favorite In-N-Out and ask for any one of the below items. If the cashier pretends to not know what you are talking about, give them a knowing look in the eye and little nod so they’ll know you’re cool and hook you up. The Cold Karl – A generous dollop of chocolate shake ice cream coiled atop an open-faced pair of buns.Vegan Style – 4 leafs of lettuce between 2 leafs of lettuce. [...]
The only secret off the menu special is the 4×4 animal style. Goooood eating!!!!!!!!
These are lies!
Who cares about their secrets? When is In-N-Out coming to Texas?? I only get them when I go to Vegas. Most Texans have no idea what they are missing. I feel so deprived! Did you know that the onions can be grilled? Man, I am craving one now!
I got the Deluxe Flying Dutchman at an In-and-Out in Long Beach. They paired it with a Stag’s Leap 2002 White Zinfandel.
I left it on the counter and walked out.
how bout the double double sanchez. order one up. they’ll give you an extra cup of sauce. take said cup of sauce, go to the bathroom. commence your own double double. The two sanchez brothers will enter with your burger (only after you have spread sauce on your genitalia) and wait for the double double grilled goodness. trust me, it’s a southern cali classic.
The Out n’ In: a bun wrapped with beef and cheese
The Meat the Parents: Burger with ground-up cat (sorry Jinxy).
A Nicole Ritchie: A paper wrapper (cost $13)
Pelicaco Style: A fish wrapped in a bun with ketchup reading ‘Stop’
The Flying Dutchman- beef patties and cheese.
The Shawshank Redemption: In-and-Out employee will serve you your burger, fries and soda, and then frame you for your wife’s murder, making you serve time in a decrepit prison with Morgan Freeman (Morgan Freeman might be replaced by Bronson Pinchot, weather permitting).
[...] I accidentally discovered the term “Cold Karl” the other day while reading about some secret secret In-N-Out burger combos. Turns out, there’s not only a cold Karl, but a Hot Karl, a Warm Karl, and an entirely unaffiliated rapper named, you guessed it, Hot Karl. [...]
The Dutchman (non flying variety):
One beef patty with donut hole in middle. Hot dog inserted into donut hole… special sauce all over the place.
Sometimes the In N Out employees will try and serve the hot dog on the side. Insist that they insert it in the donut hole. If they refuse, become agitated and start screaming that it’s a Dutch Tradition.
The Paris – Fish taco, inbetween flabby buns.
The Firecrotch – Fish taco flambe.
The Britney – Hollow head of lettuce.
The Michael Jackson – 3-inch hot dogs, pickled with Jesus Juice.
The Mel Gibson – What are you looking at, sugar tits?
[...] Recently, the Losanjealous blog revealed the super, ultra-secret menu items, known to but a few. This is food so cool that it wouldn’t even speak to you if it saw you in public. But now, thanks to the power of Al Gore’s internet tubes, you too can go into In-N-Out and order the Monet and the Cold Karl. A word of advice: don’t order the Billy “animal style.” If you do, you’ll really regret it. Or so I’m told. [...]
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The only secret items on the menu: Animal Style (burger and/or fries), vegitarian, fries well done, flying dutchman, and protein style. And then the 3×3, 4×4, 5×5, etc.
My little bro is the manager of one up north. Trying to get him to coin “the bubba” it’s basically just a sloppy joe. He takes a meat patty, grounds it up on the grill and smothers it with ketchup, and throws it between two buns… Yummy.
By the way, try this on for size!
Ooops, sorry
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Each individual location can come up with their own specialty. For instance, the one in Al Hambra has the “Horatio”, which I’ve never been able to get at another location. It involves a lot of onions, and the patty is actually on the side. You put it on. Or don’t. You can also order a ‘Wrapped in the Closet’ at the westwood location, which is an animal style protein burger (very sloppy) with a slice of cherry pie from the next door convenient store. No joke.
The Bush-where you bomb the hell out of another country, destroy their infrastructure for your personal gain and drop Double-Doubles from UN planes to help “build democracy”
[...] In other words you sit like a lazy son-of-a-bitch, getting slowly plastered screaming at a giant television screen, all the while awaiting a juiced double double. Tough to beat, any way you slice it. Following this nonsense, $2 Dos Equis draughts continue to flow all night long. Christ. I love Glendale! $2 won’t even get you water in Tinseltown.< /shill > [...]
You are retarded i work at In-N-Out and none of that stuff exist………..LOSER”S!! And you’ll be guest 92 today! thank you!
[...] The Secret Secret In-N-Out Menu Wander into your favorite In-N-Out and ask for any one of the below items. If the cashier pretends to not know what you are talking about, give them a knowing look in the eye and little nod so they’ll know you’re cool and hook you up. The Cold Karl – A generous dollop of chocolate shake ice cream coiled atop an open-faced pair of buns.Vegan Style – 4 leafs of lettuce between 2 leafs of lettuce. [...]
Hello all. Sorry to burst your bubble, but this website is almost completely inaccurate. I suggest trying the official In-N-Out Website or http://www.badmouth.net/in-n-outs-secret-menu/ which is fairly accurate, but could use better pictures to display the real quality, freshness, and cleanliness of In-N-Out Burger!! :-)
Why did you have to burst my bubble? Now I feel used.
fuck socal in-n-out. its all about the norcal restaurantes.
I think it’s hilarious how many commenters thinks that this is serious.
i only know about a couple things on the secret menu,but i do know that protein (I LOVE IT THAT WAY !)and animal style do exist, all the other stuff i havn’t tried, but hey might be fun to see if they are real. and the person who posted number 33. is retarded and obviously doesn’t work and In-N-Out, and is stupid to think that they are so smart.
Please try the Doggy Style, or the Road Kill Style, or the Jungle Style, or the Gorilla Style. All have been ordered at my register at one time or another.
Yes we are open, yes we have lids for our cups and no medium diet Coke is not our largest size.
Reality is funnier than fiction.
For a real special treat order a “Billy” with special sauce. Ol Billy boy himself pumps a man size load of bone gravy atop your burger. OOOOOOOOOOH YUMMMMMY !!!!!!
“the cleveland steamer” with extra mustard, San Jose locations only. Spread the joy!
dont forget about the 18 wheeler its pretty much 18×18 but its crazy cause it fills one intire box on its side … and its how real men conduct themselfs at an eatting contest
hah, cleveland steamer, hah, yea all are wrong except what is shown here – http://www.badmouth.net/in-n-outs-secret-menu/
but the others are funny names and the descriptions are funny
three quarters of this crap isnt even true in n out employees for the most are full of themselves and would never let you in on inside info if you want to know a secret and you insiders obviously dont know jack ask about the burger coins in n out only mints a certain amount yearly also to get one its like knowing the secret handshake you get a coin and you are an insider i got one they vary also from a free burger coin to a free meal coin they track these coins and ask you many questions about hoew you got them and what not just letting you know youll never see one in your lifetime
well shit. what’s the point of living if i’ll never see an in n out burger coin in my lifetime?
I have had 2 of the free burger coins in my lifetime. I now have one remaining and it is still the plastic sleeve
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Have you tried the sweaty don?
Its a hamburger fixed up by your local mechanic.
I was given a hamburger coin (I still have it) by a nice old man that we referred to as “Harry Hamburger” a long long long time ago. Ran across it just recently in an old jewelry box.
Maybe i’ll see if anyone is interested on Ebay, what’a ya think?