Breaking Losanjealous Exclusive: “Suri Cruise” Revealed to be 68-year-old Actor Brian Dennehy

September 6, 2006 · by Victor · in Best Of, Entertainment, Vintage

Suri Cruise? EXCLUSIVE: Losanjealous has acquired an unretouched photo from the much discussed Anne Leibovitz photoshoot. Following the initial specultation that the depicted Cruise-Holmes baby may be a hired model, the story has now taken a bizarre twist, as it has emerged that “Suri” is played by none other than imposing, barrel chested, silver-haired actor Brian Dennehy, star of many films, including Cocoon and Teamster Boss: The Jackie Presser Story.

More details on this breaking story as we get them.

7 Responses

sherru September 6, 2006 at 1:16 pm · Reply →

Welp, it’s just as plausible! I give you 18 conspiracy thumbs up from the grassy knoll!
buns September 6, 2006 at 3:05 pm · Reply →

Suri’s first words also recorded. See here
http://revver.com/video/57310/20671
ehem September 6, 2006 at 6:32 pm · Reply →

I believe her first words were, “Start the reactor … free Mars.”
Bill DeM. September 7, 2006 at 10:04 am · Reply →

That guy’s got range, no question.
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sherru September 7, 2006 at 5:08 pm · Reply →

I guess Tom Cruise is banking this on the hope that none of us can recognize a half-Asian baby when we see one.
lili September 27, 2007 at 1:41 pm · Reply →

me paresen que son unos pelotudos al publicar esa imagen con ee pelotudo que esta entre medio del amor de mi voda y la puta de katti.
porque no se dedican a haceer algo mejotr manga de idiotas