Breaking Losanjealous Exclusive: “Suri Cruise” Revealed to be 68-year-old Actor Brian Dennehy
By Victor - Wednesday September 06th 2006
EXCLUSIVE: Losanjealous has acquired an unretouched photo from the much discussed Anne Leibovitz photoshoot. Following the initial specultation that the depicted Cruise-Holmes baby may be a hired model, the story has now taken a bizarre twist, as it has emerged that “Suri” is played by none other than imposing, barrel chested, silver-haired actor Brian Dennehy, star of many films, including Cocoon and Teamster Boss: The Jackie Presser Story.
More details on this breaking story as we get them.
Welp, it’s just as plausible! I give you 18 conspiracy thumbs up from the grassy knoll!
Suri’s first words also recorded. See here
http://revver.com/video/57310/20671
I believe her first words were, “Start the reactor … free Mars.”
That guy’s got range, no question.
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I guess Tom Cruise is banking this on the hope that none of us can recognize a half-Asian baby when we see one.
me paresen que son unos pelotudos al publicar esa imagen con ee pelotudo que esta entre medio del amor de mi voda y la puta de katti.
porque no se dedican a haceer algo mejotr manga de idiotas