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Breaking Losanjealous Exclusive: “Suri Cruise” Revealed to be 68-year-old Actor Brian Dennehy

By - Wednesday September 06th 2006

Suri Cruise?EXCLUSIVE: Losanjealous has acquired an unretouched photo from the much discussed Anne Leibovitz photoshoot. Following the initial specultation that the depicted Cruise-Holmes baby may be a hired model, the story has now taken a bizarre twist, as it has emerged that “Suri” is played by none other than imposing, barrel chested, silver-haired actor Brian Dennehy, star of many films, including Cocoon and Teamster Boss: The Jackie Presser Story.

More details on this breaking story as we get them.

 

 

 

 

 




What now?

7 Responses to “Breaking Losanjealous Exclusive: “Suri Cruise” Revealed to be 68-year-old Actor Brian Dennehy”

  1. Posted by sherru 9/6/06 at 1:16 pm #

    Welp, it’s just as plausible! I give you 18 conspiracy thumbs up from the grassy knoll!

  2. Posted by buns 9/6/06 at 3:05 pm #

    Suri’s first words also recorded. See here
    http://revver.com/video/57310/20671

  3. Posted by ehem 9/6/06 at 6:32 pm #

    I believe her first words were, “Start the reactor … free Mars.”

  4. Posted by Bill DeM. 9/7/06 at 10:04 am #

    That guy’s got range, no question.

  5. Posted by sherru 9/7/06 at 5:08 pm #

    I guess Tom Cruise is banking this on the hope that none of us can recognize a half-Asian baby when we see one.

  6. Posted by lili 9/27/07 at 1:41 pm #

    me paresen que son unos pelotudos al publicar esa imagen con ee pelotudo que esta entre medio del amor de mi voda y la puta de katti.
    porque no se dedican a haceer algo mejotr manga de idiotas


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