Breaking Losanjealous Exclusive: “Lonelygirl15” Revealed to be 68-year-old Actor Brian Dennehy

EXCLUSIVE: Employing our patented Losanjealous Decrypt-o-tron 2000â„¢ technology, we analyzed captured video images of infamous YouTube starlet Lonelygirl15 and can now exclusively reveal here, that beneath the convincing latex mask, Lonelygirl15 has been played by none other than imposing, barrel chested, silver-haired actor Brian Dennehy, star of many films, including Cocoon and Teamster Boss: The Jackie Presser Story.

Certainly, a bizarre development on the Lonelygirl15 phenomenon that has gripped the nation’s attention. We’ll keep you posted as this intriguing story unfolds.