It's going to be a long night...

It’s going to be a long night…

…and an even longer week. Let’s go.

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Satan Laughs As You Eternally* Rot In This Dumpster

Satan Laughs As You Eternally* Rot In This Dumpster

*or until trash day, Thursday I’ve walked by this Dumpster 50 times, but never while it was open. I saw no dead bodies. Maybe this…

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Th'Eve In Which Didst Carve M'Self In'ta Gourd A'fore Shitting On Two Cars

Th’Eve In Which Didst Carve M’Self In’ta Gourd A’fore Shitting On Two Cars

’Twere a night unlike any other, lads. All Hallows Eve, they called it. Throughout the city the sounds coo! coo! bk coooo! were replaced by…

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Le Carnaval à la Lagune des Abbot K

Le Carnaval à la Lagune des Abbot K

A   P H O T O   E S S A Y   B Y   L A   V E R N E…

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Win Tickets to Brazilian Girls Halloween Show

Win Tickets to Brazilian Girls Halloween Show

We have tickets for you to see Brazilian Girls tomorrow night. No, not these actual Brazilian girls, but these Brazilian Girls. Sure to be a…

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