Has Anybody Seen (MV)Pete?
By Ryan - Monday November 20th 2006 |
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All hands on Pete! We are looking a bonafide four-alarm emergency right in the face. MVPete has gone missing. Originally I thought he’d dropped off the radar after I told him to stop calling people ugly, but the fact of the matter is that ten short days following that discourse inaugural Losanjealous Commenter of the Month MVPete went missing – not only from the smug-infused comment sections of your local blogs, but from his own knowledge base as well, SlightlySlack, where his last posting (04 Nov 2006) sits molding in silence, akin to a well-worn sitcom career gambling reinvigoration with a Friday set at the Laugh Factory.
One can only speculate as to his whereabouts:
- Has he given in to midterms at last?
- Is he sitting in Doheny Library surrounded by a 700-lb stack of books, sweating a massive paper over city housing problems?
- Birria Que Ricos Burrito Binge Gone Awry?
- Did Pete Join The World Of Warcraft?
- HAS PETE GONE UNDER THE RADAR FOR GOOD?
Have You Seen This Pete?
Please txtmsg immediately with any information you might have.
All hands on Pete!
I’m still around and still smug. I’m just spending less time on blogposting and more time playing music–well, rebuilding my bass chops and futzing around on acoustic guitar, anyway.
Regarding your first two conjectures as to my whereabouts, this is what I look like when I’ve been reading a 50-page formal paper about the relationship between income inequality and life expectancy.
Also, I believe the “Make Love Not Warcraft” episode of South Park neatly sums up my take on massively multiplayer online RPGs.
Good to hear Pete, you had us all worried. I sent eight orcs to Que Ricos at 4am, looking for your trail.