Comments on: Where in the World is Bill DeMarco??? http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/11/28/where-in-the-world-is-bill-demarco/ Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:05:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: capt tim http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/11/28/where-in-the-world-is-bill-demarco/comment-page-1/#comment-36026 capt tim Sun, 03 Dec 2006 20:40:50 +0000 http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/11/28/where-in-the-world-is-bill-demarco/#comment-36026 How much did you enjoy Bill DeMarco’s Los Angeles? a) a lot Were you offended by anything? If so, what? a) references to sex I was a little put off when i told me I needed to brush my teeth before i kissed him in the am Do you think you get more or less exercise than Bill? a) more How big do you think Bill’s dick is? d) 35 inches however i don't know what the hell was up with his pubic haircut. Who would you like to see Bill meet in the future? f) (write in) I would like him to meet Dennis Hastert in the octagon. What is your favorite thing Bill ever said? b) “What do you want for breakfast?” (said after nudging your shoulder)- pre teethbrushing If Bill painted his car a different color, what color should it be? I'm going to have to write in chartreuse What do you think is Bill’s favorite movie? I thought it was heaven can wait What are the ingredients of a “Café DeMarco”? e) Coffee, half-and-half What is the APR on Bill’s popular PerfectSmart card? a) 66.8% Would you like it if Bill were not dead? a) yes & b) no I personally would like to see his work posthumously. I mean he could be like tupac but without the 35 inch dick. How much did you enjoy Bill DeMarco’s Los Angeles?
a) a lot

Were you offended by anything? If so, what?
a) references to sex

I was a little put off when i told me I needed to brush my teeth before i kissed him in the am

Do you think you get more or less exercise than Bill?
a) more

How big do you think Bill’s dick is?
d) 35 inches

however i don’t know what the hell was up with his pubic haircut.

Who would you like to see Bill meet in the future?
f) (write in) I would like him to meet Dennis Hastert in the octagon.

What is your favorite thing Bill ever said?
b) “What do you want for breakfast?” (said after nudging your shoulder)- pre teethbrushing

If Bill painted his car a different color, what color should it be?
I’m going to have to write in chartreuse

What do you think is Bill’s favorite movie?
I thought it was heaven can wait

What are the ingredients of a “Café DeMarco”?
e) Coffee, half-and-half

What is the APR on Bill’s popular PerfectSmart card?
a) 66.8%

Would you like it if Bill were not dead?
a) yes &
b) no

I personally would like to see his work posthumously. I mean he could be like tupac but without the 35 inch dick.

]]> By: Coco Love http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/11/28/where-in-the-world-is-bill-demarco/comment-page-1/#comment-33736 Coco Love Wed, 29 Nov 2006 22:15:48 +0000 http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/11/28/where-in-the-world-is-bill-demarco/#comment-33736 Tooth. The end. Tooth.

The end.

]]> By: Alex http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/11/28/where-in-the-world-is-bill-demarco/comment-page-1/#comment-33688 Alex Wed, 29 Nov 2006 18:25:26 +0000 http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/11/28/where-in-the-world-is-bill-demarco/#comment-33688 How much did you enjoy Bill DeMarco’s Los Angeles? a) a lot - sad to see it go, actually. Were you offended by anything? If so, what? The jokes I was too stupid to understand offended me. Do you think you get more or less exercise than Bill? a) more How big do you think Bill’s dick is? c) 17 inches Who would you like to see Bill meet in the future? a) Penn & Teller e) Sinbad Can't decide... I'd lean toward Sinbad only because Penn & Teller might be pricks to Bill or something. What is your favorite thing Bill ever said? e) “Nice jeans. Where’d you get them? Gays ‘R’ Us?” If Bill painted his car a different color, what color should it be? e) Tooth What do you think is Bill’s favorite movie? b) Stop Making Sense What are the ingredients of a “Café DeMarco”? c) Crème de menthe, lemon juice, ground coffee beans, salt, agave. It sounds delicious. What is the APR on Bill’s popular PerfectSmart card? c) 41.19% Would you like it if Bill were not dead? a) Hell yes. How much did you enjoy Bill DeMarco’s Los Angeles?
a) a lot – sad to see it go, actually.

Were you offended by anything? If so, what?
The jokes I was too stupid to understand offended me.

Do you think you get more or less exercise than Bill?
a) more

How big do you think Bill’s dick is?
c) 17 inches

Who would you like to see Bill meet in the future?
a) Penn & Teller
e) Sinbad
Can’t decide… I’d lean toward Sinbad only because Penn & Teller might be pricks to Bill or something.

What is your favorite thing Bill ever said?
e) “Nice jeans. Where’d you get them? Gays ‘R’ Us?”

If Bill painted his car a different color, what color should it be?
e) Tooth

What do you think is Bill’s favorite movie?
b) Stop Making Sense

What are the ingredients of a “Café DeMarco”?
c) Crème de menthe, lemon juice, ground coffee beans, salt, agave. It sounds delicious.

What is the APR on Bill’s popular PerfectSmart card?
c) 41.19%

Would you like it if Bill were not dead?
a) Hell yes.

]]> By: Nikos Spiradakis http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/11/28/where-in-the-world-is-bill-demarco/comment-page-1/#comment-33665 Nikos Spiradakis Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:25:11 +0000 http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/11/28/where-in-the-world-is-bill-demarco/#comment-33665 How much did you enjoy Bill DeMarco’s Los Angeles? a) a lot (except for that Chantal bullsh*t) Were you offended by anything? If so, what? e) low budget Do you think you get more or less exercise than Bill? a) more Actually, probably less (if you count his Tai-Chi classes). But I could still take you, DeMarco! How big do you think Bill’s dick is? c) 17 inches At least. (DeMarco, we've had our disagreements, but I know you got a Samurai dick!) Who would you like to see Bill meet in the future? e) Sinbad Phucking Sinbad, man! Oh, that would be phucking the sh*t. But take pix, Bill!!!!! What is your favorite thing Bill ever said? e) “Nice jeans. Where’d you get them? Gays ‘R’ Us?” DeMarco, man, that's why I can't hate you, man, cause of lines like that. HA HA HA HA HA. So phucking funny!!! I'm gonna use that on some of my boyz! If Bill painted his car a different color, what color should it be? Is this a trick question, 'cause I think he should get a new car. And it should be midnight blue, whatever it is. I'll throw in some dough. What do you think is Bill’s favorite movie? e) Sign o’ the Times (But only because this one is the only option that seemed possible. My real guess would be Purple Rain. That movie is awesome. And totally DeMarco!) What are the ingredients of a “Café DeMarco”? e) Coffee, half-and-half What is the APR on Bill’s popular PerfectSmart card? b) 45.2% 'Cause you a hustla, BDM! Would you like it if Bill were not dead? b) YES! How much did you enjoy Bill DeMarco’s Los Angeles?

a) a lot

(except for that Chantal bullsh*t)

Were you offended by anything? If so, what?

e) low budget

Do you think you get more or less exercise than Bill?

a) more

Actually, probably less (if you count his Tai-Chi classes). But I could still take you, DeMarco!

How big do you think Bill’s dick is?

c) 17 inches

At least. (DeMarco, we’ve had our disagreements, but I know you got a Samurai dick!)

Who would you like to see Bill meet in the future?

e) Sinbad

Phucking Sinbad, man! Oh, that would be phucking the sh*t. But take pix, Bill!!!!!

What is your favorite thing Bill ever said?

e) “Nice jeans. Where’d you get them? Gays ‘R’ Us?”

DeMarco, man, that’s why I can’t hate you, man, cause of lines like that. HA HA HA HA HA. So phucking funny!!! I’m gonna use that on some of my boyz!

If Bill painted his car a different color, what color should it be?

Is this a trick question, ’cause I think he should get a new car. And it should be midnight blue, whatever it is. I’ll throw in some dough.

What do you think is Bill’s favorite movie?

e) Sign o’ the Times (But only because this one is the only option that seemed possible. My real guess would be Purple Rain. That movie is awesome. And totally DeMarco!)

What are the ingredients of a “Café DeMarco”?

e) Coffee, half-and-half

What is the APR on Bill’s popular PerfectSmart card?

b) 45.2%

‘Cause you a hustla, BDM!

Would you like it if Bill were not dead?

b) YES!

]]> By: joolz http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/11/28/where-in-the-world-is-bill-demarco/comment-page-1/#comment-33631 joolz Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:07:53 +0000 http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/11/28/where-in-the-world-is-bill-demarco/#comment-33631 Judy Tenuta. Please? Judy Tenuta. Please?

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