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The Last Oki-Dog of 2006

By - Friday December 29th 2006

el ultimo

Christmas tree so tiny
New plywood tops and men who smoke
I sit here now
Counting transients filths and shifts
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven
Where’d four go?
Ah. there he is.
Five plays a video game
Six engages in shady transactions, while
Seven just cusses a lot.
Eat yon erstwhile masterpiece
And watch as its detritus
Falls – plop! – onto my shoe
which somehow remains dim in unforgiving light.

Oki-Dog!
I Love You!

Fucking son of a bitch.

oki holiday season. this is santa claus.

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What now?

7 Responses to “The Last Oki-Dog of 2006”

  1. Posted by Jeannette 12/29/06 at 9:23 pm #

    disgusting….

  2. Posted by Tron 1/3/07 at 1:33 pm #

    Ew….no creo que tu comieras eso.

  3. Posted by paula 1/8/07 at 9:31 am #

    I want to thank you for always posting pictures of food that I dearly miss, living in Miami there is no access to such delights, from taquitos, to the hotdogs rolled with bacon to the tamales, elotes..
    yummy

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