losanjealous
Home Archives

Eye on Venice: Schlongs Drugs to Encroach Former Koo Koo Roo Locale ‘Neath Clown Crotch

By - Monday January 08th 2007

bullseye!VENICE (Losanjealous) ::: Eager to create a presence amidst the burned-out hippies and architectural tastemakers of Venice as quickly as possible, Longs Drugs (NYSE: LDG) has opted to inhabit the yawning vacancy at 225 Main Street near Rose.

Beginning January 26, 2007, those suffering from emphysema, strep throat, insomnia, tinnitus, dandruff, acne scarring, halitosis, chronic back pain, inflammation of the [redacted], hangnails, allergies, croup, hacking cough, expanded capillaries, those suffering from cold symptoms, those in need of trash bags, those fresh out of cotton swabs, those in need of birth control, those in need of Kleenex™ and those in need of cosmetics will equally enjoy the proximity of the massive albeit tactfully diapered clown crotch created by Jonathan Borofsky as part of a larger ‘body’ of work.

Shares of LDG were up .07% to 41.26 at day’s end.

Related:
Of Clown Crotches and Towers (Losanjealous)
Bearded man with fanny pack and tucked-in t-shirt ‘just kicking it’ @ Clown (Borofsky.com)




What now?

3 Responses to “Eye on Venice: Schlongs Drugs to Encroach Former Koo Koo Roo Locale ‘Neath Clown Crotch”

  1. Posted by DF 1/10/07 at 9:29 am #

    Wait, that Koo Koo Roo is gone? Dammit, I loved that restaurant, clown crotch and all.

  2. Posted by diftking 5/27/07 at 5:48 pm #

    you site needs two cotain what you do and how you do it feels like a girl that i like i have never see that before.

  3. Posted by diftking 5/27/07 at 5:53 pm #

    i have a site that cotains crouping and clowning, but things that help you. if you feel wead about this it will feel like that. this will contain more things you will ever no.


« Previous Post: Losanjealous Concert Picks: January 8 – 14 | Home | Next Post: The Youngwood Court Route Beautification Project »
Recent Comments

Record Surplus: Now Over on Santa Monica Blvd.
ryan: Killing me. I have always thought the same thing(s) about that store...
MOCA Presents X @ Pacific Standard Time @ Geffen Contemporary This Saturday 1/28–Win Sold Out Tickets #PSTinLA
C.W.: ...
MOCA Presents X @ Pacific Standard Time @ Geffen Contemporary This Saturday 1/28–Win Sold Out Tickets #PSTinLA
B.G.: ...
Photos: Wu-Tang Clan @ Club Nokia, January 21, 2012
Victor: Clearly these chaps are not anything with which one would want...
Dengue Fever @ El Rey Theatre This Friday 1/27–Win Tickets
Adam: I would love to win these tickets! Thank you for...
Warm Weather Is Back with “Looking Through” e.p.
MAX PANYAGUA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ynzqyyj6ew4 Here...
800 Degrees–Neapolitan Pizza in Westwood
EL CHAVO!: Now that’s the kind of food reviews we need. Fucking...
800 Degrees–Neapolitan Pizza in Westwood
ryan: How much for the miller lite do rag?

Follow Us
 Follow losanjealous on Twitter

Contact Us
Tips, feedback, questions, & submissions:

Write for Losanjealous