The Youngwood Court Route Beautification Project
By Ryan - Tuesday January 09th 2007 |
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Recently we reported that Norwood Young, proprietor and resident-in-chief of Hancock Park’s notorious Youngwood Court (also affectionately dubbed the House of David™s by city residents), will be prominently featured in an E! reality series titled “High Maintenance 90210.” Today, we offer tips as to how you may personally assist in the beautifying of the route to the fabled Hancock Park manse in the highest-maintenance-fashion possible. Behold: The Youngwood Court Route Beautification Project…
- Find yourself outside the Statue Shack in the parking lot of Magee’s Donuts (6705 Santa Monica Blvd, Tinseltown, USA). If Youngwood Court is the mansion, think of Statue Shack as the gatehouse. Your job is to spruce up the trail between the two.
- Park your car.
- After bussing a few fond “hello kisses” to the trannies loitering outside Magee’s, enter the establishment and promptly order up one cruller and one cup of coffee.
- Exit Magee’s.
- Buy one anatomically correct replica of Michelangelo’s David™ at Statue Shack.
- Slowly drive 2.2 miles to the corner of 3rd and Muirfield.
- Somewhere along your route, leave said replica of Michelangelo’s David™ on the curb with a note explaining that your donation is “for the beautification of the route,” or “para el embellecimiento de la ruta.” Use appropriate verbiage at your own discretion, in the language of your preference.
- Be mindful of spacing. If the person in front of you left a David™ ten feet down the curb, do the math to see whether or not you should split this distance or go another ten feet further down the street. When in doubt, spacing rules at 3rd and Muirfield apply.
- Treat yourself to something cold and refreshing. You’ve just done a good deed.
Ha! You know the statues are still there, but the shack is gone, right? The House of David is where I take every single visitor from back home. It is my fave house in all of Los Angeles. I cannot *wait* to see what it looks like inside. You hear rumors…
you should string up the smaller ones and throw them
up onto the telephone wires along the route like those berd thingummits. they need company.
Berds! So that’s what those things are: art. Of course. I thought they resembled those hanging auto air fresheners and this was just someone’s cheeky way of clearing up the L.A. smog. :) I prefer them to hanging sneakers.
I know somebody who actually attended a party at this residence and she said this much
YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS DUDE’S POOL
Who’s Norwood Young?
seriously… who is this dude? The guy has zero taste, the house is bootleg and michael jackson’s plasic surgeon is not someone you REQUEST to file on your nose. As much as I’d love to spend my free time watching New Money order other Boring Tools around, I’m gonna just move right allong to ‘Blvd. of Broken Dreams.’ Mayby we’ll see some cameos.
yeah it might be a waste of time, but everytime you pass that corner you always have to slow and cruise along and always imagine who the hell lives in that house?
to the person that heard about the pool.. more details please!!!!!
curiosity kills me!
Said pool is viewable on the satellite image:
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