Losanjealous Dictionary: Narcileptic

dictionaryNarcileptic (’när-s&-’lep-tik) adj.

  1. A person who falls asleep at inappropriate times and dreams only of him/herself.
  2. A narcoleptic narcissist.

Waiting in the casting office, narcileptic Chris fell into a deep sleep and dreamt of the wonderfulness of Chris.

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