BREAKING! SPLASH SPA CLOSED; NEW PLACE TO TAKE HOOKERS DESPERATELY SOUGHT

By Ryan - Friday February 16th 2007

One of our informants passes along the following end-of-week newsbit:

Splash – the hot tubs rental on the southeast corner of crescent heights and 3rd has been lights out for a couple weeks now but I noticed today a huge available sign draped across its front. This place has been around as long as I can remember (certainly since the 80’s). From what I understand it was a chlorine-smelling hooker bath for most of its years. I must have seen dozens upon dozens of Blind Date and Extreme Dating episodes that would end here. Seems kind of sad…

Ah, Splash! How I Always Looked At You, Shivered, Retched, Laughed And Felt Creepy Overall. Splash! How I Yearned For A Shower In Mine Own Home Every Time Didst Gaze At Thy Façade! Splash! How I Yearn Nonetheless For Thine Walls In Which To (Par)Take Neverending Parade of Hookers!

At the end of the day we are left wondering what could have possibly happened to Splash The Relaxation Spa. With reviews such as these…what went wrong?

(1)

So depressing. First, there is really no parking to be had. Second, the manager and the receptionist yelled at each other the first 10 minutes that we were there. They yelled about how much they disliked each other and thought that the other was an idiot — all the while keeping us waiting in the very odd upstairs waiting room. When we finally got to the room, The Monte Carlo, it was dark, wet and creepy. The aquarium had only one fish in it — a gross catfish like creature. So low rent that it wasn’t even fun. We got out of there fast and went home to shower.

(2)

Don’t be fooled into believing that this is a ritzy, epicurean spa where you go to relax in comfort and luxury. This is a low class, overpriced meeting place for those in search of a “good time.” The rooms are small, the showers are two-headed and there is a matress in every room!!! Hello??? …

(3)

This is the best place to go and get freaky or to simply hide out.

(source: citysearch)

What now?

34 Responses to “BREAKING! SPLASH SPA CLOSED; NEW PLACE TO TAKE HOOKERS DESPERATELY SOUGHT”

Christina : 2/16/07 at 1:35 pm

My husband and I went in there about 18 months ago when we moved to the neighborhood just to look around. The person working at the desk told us then that they were shutting down in a few months to move somewhere else in Hollywood to a newer, fancier place. He encouraged us not to join or visit (not that we were looking to do that!) at this location, but to wait for the new place and join there. The desk guy let us walk around anyway, and the place was hopelessly stuck in the 70s (except for the newer TVs). I expected Ron Jeremy to jump out any minute. The tiles were broken all over and it was just one hella skanky place burned into my retinas for all time.
Jeannette : 2/16/07 at 1:40 pm

Yeah, I was gonna say… it closed well over a year ago. We tried to book it for a shoot and the “contact number” person that kept calling us back was really paranoid and suspicious. Very Boris and Natasha!
anonymous : 2/20/07 at 12:07 pm

Interestingly enough, I used to work for the guy who owned Splash Spa… owner Lawrence Davis runs this “online magazine” I once wrote for called LASplash.com. I used magazine in the loosest of terms since it’s basically a compilation of poorly written articles on a website that the owner Lawrence uses as a way to get free media passes to events and free samples from PR companies.

But in regards to the spa itself… I can totally understand why people say it’s a dirty place. I mean, look at the owner: http://www.lasplash.com/Masthead/article_2458.php

It’s slightly better now, but when I worked with him, he had a dirty old man 70s porn ’stache! Ick.
Anon2 : 5/7/07 at 7:20 am

I too “worked” for Mr. Davis at his so-called Magazine – where he lived in a pigsty,”worked” out of his bed, yelled at his “interns” and considered rewriting a press release a piece of journalism. He does get suckers to rewrite press releases and makes sure he gets invited to events, parties, receives gift bags, trips etc. He also thinks that if he throws you a bone – i.e. tickets to a movie, party, etc, that’s enough reward! He pays NO ONE and rakes in the money, and good times himself. He’s a sleazy guy who also “rents” out his fancy homes in the Hollywood Hills for cheap rent in return for having peope wash his dishes, clean his yard, etc. (I kid you not!) A TOTAL sleazebag!
wow : 6/3/07 at 2:48 pm

And I thought I was missing something! Thanks!
Natasha : 8/17/07 at 1:47 am

I would like to know more about Lawrence Davis from anyone who worked for him. I am writing an article about him and his splash mag, and all info will remain anonymous. Please feel free to tell all. I have good reason for this endeavour. Thanks in advance.
Jeff : 9/17/07 at 12:12 pm

Lawrence Davis is, indeed, the sleaziest, most unhinged person you’re likely to ever come across in Los Angeles, and that is really saying something. I responded to a Craigslist ad about a year ago to be a writer for his magazine. The house he works out of is the dirtiest, foulest residence I’ve ever seen, with dog feces everywhere. He is forever in his bathrobe and becomes positively violent at the least provocation. I was being “interviewed and shown around” by one of his lackeys when an intern had a problem with her computer. As she looked on while another worker tried to fix the glitch, Davis screamed and belittled the intern for not “doing something else,” or “multitasking” while her computer was being fixed. I heard from others that he doesn’t pay people either, even though he has promised to. This guy is absolutely wacko…a Phil Spector waiting to happen.
laura : 10/2/07 at 12:33 pm

personally, i can’t wait to read this article!
please let me know when and where it is published.
Elizabeth : 2/14/08 at 4:05 pm

Splash was is such a great location but not the type of spa I was looking for. It sounds like some of you feel the same way. Well I have been doing some research trying to find “the perfect spa” and I came across something so spectacular. Spa Luce is a brand new spa opening up in Hollywood at the Renaissance Hotel. I heard that if you sign up and become a member there will be plenty of perks. I think I am going to go ahead a do it. If any of you sign up as a member we can come back here and discuss our experience.

Ohh I can’t wait!
T. Danz : 2/15/08 at 2:44 am

@9: Why don’t you just go there, spa yourself silly, and then come back here and tell us all exactly how the hell it was.
Thanks babe.
Elizabeth : 2/21/08 at 1:17 pm

I am planning on going there. I signed up at http://www.spaluce.com so I can get discounts. I was just wondering if anybody else was planning on joining me and possibly going there when it opens so we can talk about our experience here
Former employee : 4/1/08 at 9:45 pm

I worked on this premises, so-called Spa relaxation. This was a total Scam for the people who wanted to have relaxation time, truly. This was a “Bath” place for those creepy freaks in exchange for sex, or wanted to get high or drunk. The owner, Mr. Davis, is a freaking bloodsucker who takes advantage of people in need of a decent job, used to pay only the minimum wage and not commission on overprice rooms falling apart. He is a scum in this society, and shame for the Jewish community, since he is one of them. I heard from other co-workers the type of cheap-guy he was, when it comes to money. He wants everything in exchange for time at his Spa and wants everything for free. He lives alone. No wife. No girlfriend. Mr. Davis rents out his entire dirty home to renters so he does NOT pay for rent of utilities at all. He is in search for fresh new comers to do the job for him without some payment. And works his way around to find charities, press conferences, free gifts, etc.etc. Mr. Davis is leech specie alive among humans. These creatures are carnivorous predatory, feeding on a variety of invertebrates such as worms, snails, insect larvae, crustaceans, while a very few are hemophilic parasitic blood-sucking leeches, feeding on the blood of vertebrates such as amphibians, reptiles, waterfowl, fish, and mammals (including humans). This is Mr. Davis, truly.
linda : 4/2/08 at 11:53 am

he is still lurking as of 4/2:
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Healthy Cooking, Cleaning &/or Office Work in exchange for Free Rent & Utilities!
I do this exchange because I am a workaholic and need lots of help with my businesses and I don’t take the time to eat (properly)

I have been doing this for many years and it works great for people who need flexibility in their schedule for auditions or any other reason but is not suitable for someone with a full time job.

I currently have three exchange people living here doing the exchange, helping in computer programing, editing, journalism, and cleaning so your work could be shared depending on your skills.

If you love to prepare healthy foods and don’t mind house work

and/or

If you have skills as an office/personal assistant, journalist, editor, selling products on eBay, computer programing, or organization (lots and lots of organization needed)

and

If you Love the idea of living in nature but only 3 minutes to Hollywood…

Then you can have your rent and utilities paid and live for free in exchange for 25 flexible hours of work per week if you are a single person or 40 hours per week if you are two.

You can earn a salary for hours you work above your exchange hours and I prefer that you do work the additional hours if possible.

The home is Drug and Smoker free (both in and out of the home.)

Great location in Laurel Canyon, 3 minutes to Sunset, 5 minutes to Ventura Blvd but a feeling that you are in the middle of the country. All you see from the windows are trees.

The home was built in 1912 as a hunting lodge.

The rooms are now very cluttered with things that need to be organized.

The home is decorated with antiques and has hardwood floors and a wood burning fireplace.
The first floor has the living room, dining room,

kitchen

and breakfast room.

There are 5 acres of land & lots of gardens & hiking trails.

There is one room currently available for this exchange:

The room is actually a library, and has a large picture window looking out at beautiful trees and is 12′x12′. It can be furnished or unfurnished. There is a bathroom outside off the kitchen that is used for this room.

The exchange covers the cost of:

rent
gas
water
electricity
DSL
firewood
and laundry
a phone is not included & would be up to you to pay for if you want one.

The home is less than 5 minutes from the dog park & there are lots of hiking trails, if you want to hike on our trails you can go up the mountain and down in about 15-30 minutes depending on how far & fast you want to go.

Plenty of parking on private property. Many of the duties listed would be shared with others.

Here is a list of the domestic duties which would be shared with the others currently doing this exchange:

The food preparation is for me and my girlfriend and includes feeding us as many times a week as possible I prefer 3 meals & 2 snacks or 6 small meals and the majority of the food to be healthy i.e. raw, veggie, etc.. The meals may be pre-prepared as necessary. (You may prepare your own food at the same time therefore in essence getting paid for doing something you would be doing anyway)
Feeding my dogs twice a day
Feeding my cat twice a day
Making my bed daily
Vacuuming my room daily to get rid of any dog hairs
Taking out the trash daily
Dusting the house as necessary
Doing laundry weekly
Shopping as necessary (you may purchase your own food at the same time therefore in essence getting paid for doing something you would be doing anyway)
Here is a list of the office duties which will be for my online magazines and executive producer tasks in my film company:

Being able to Multi-Task
Prioritizing projects and completing them in a timely manner.
Lots & Lots of organization.
Lots of writing for my lifestyle magazines if you have the skills.
Editing other journalists work.
Scheduling events and making sure articles are submitted correctly and on time from many journalists in 20 cities around the world.
Ability to handle projects independently.
Helping to coordination and train journalists and interns both here and abroad.
Organizing the work flow for the journalists who work for us from story conception to editing, posting and notifications of postings to PR contacts.
Doing outreach for products to review.
Organizing journalists and yourself if you want; to attend events like theaters, ballets, film screenings, spas, parties etc. Making sure that these people attend and turn in and post their articles.
General administration and office work.
Light phones.
Public relations, marketing and sales if you have the experience.
Posting calendar events.
Article posting and writing if you are interested as well as attending almost any events, restaurants, spas, in LA that you are willing to review, as well as beauty products, hotels etc.
Harvesting worldwide media and PR contacts – establishing and maintaining relationships with these contacts.
Internet research.
Selling things on eBay if you know how.
Helping with executive producer tasks for feature films which consists of lots and lots of vetting: making sure that what has been presented is true, i.e. funds are verified, actors are verified, scripts are good, directors are really attached, etc.

There is full home use for tenant only, i.e. no guests are allowed at anytime. The deal here is that there are not guest privileges to keep it safer and more private for everyone.

A $500 deposit for a single or $800 deposit for a couple as well as references, are required.

As in any rental, I cannot hold a room without payment of cash or hours. Therefore, if you are not looking for a rental soon, please contact me closer to the time you will need a place to see if something is still available.

Please send us an email if you are interested with information about why your qualifications would match the stated needs and please put all that information in the body of the email.

Please include a photo if possible as well.

Thanks,

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Location: Los Angeles
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Ann Other : 6/17/08 at 2:27 pm

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE FOR NATASHA. You have not left any contact details, please send an email for more information. URGENT!!! Great stuff for your article, you will not want to miss!!!
taylor : 6/17/08 at 10:41 pm

hi i am trying to find an email address to splash spa i have an idea of opening one better and i wanted to know if u could get me some info on it if u know of anything
ed : 7/14/08 at 2:04 pm

I too used to work at Splash and can tell you some very interesting stories. I also know the main guy who worked for Larry until the end…
Booted Out : 8/13/08 at 3:41 pm

Natasha you could use this information in your article. I have posted a quick page about my experience. I guess it is hard to teach an old dog new tricks. http://drunkandlaid.wordpress.com/2008/07/14/website-review-wwwlasplashcom-splash-magazines-worldwide-from-lawerence-davis/
thomas : 9/19/08 at 2:50 pm

Larry Davis is in-fact the biggest lowlife i have ever met in my entire life. i have had the unfortunate experience of living on this property. he takes advantage of decent people with his Bullsh*t ads. PIG!
Farrah : 9/19/08 at 4:23 pm

Lawrence Davis is a thief and has no right renting out any units on his run-down property. Everything he does is illegal and hopefully karma will pay him back for all the wrong he has incurred on innocent and kind people.
I too had the nightmare of living in one of his overpriced, filthy, infested “apartments”. He stole my security deposit. I was also promised satellite cable tv which surprise surprise I never got.
DOUCHEBAG!!
Jezabel : 9/20/08 at 6:57 pm

Yeah, hookers on craigslist used to meet clients at splash spa in the 323 hollywood area. Times are tough now for these poor girls to have a semi safe place to go and meet their johns but it is also getting harder to post their ads on craigslist because of the whole phone verified account needed thing. Here is a craigslist alternative for the erotic section http://www.sexandthemoney.com you can post for free. Not sure where to go though.
Ann : 10/26/08 at 8:37 am

I am relocating to L.A. to go to graduate school. I was caught by Lawrence Davis’s cragilists ad. Thank you so much for your honesty about him. At first I thought it was such a great idea b/c I have written for a newspaper before and figured it would be a great way to live/transition into LA. WOW, coming from Virginia and not knowing anyone in LA, it pays to do little background check on the iternest first. If something is too good to be true, it usually is. I spent 6 years working in film on the east coats and the main reason I got out of it is that it is filled with sleazy guys like Davis that take advantage of good, honest people. THANK YOU for ALL the information on David. I wish I could post something on Craiglist about him.
AL : 12/18/08 at 11:43 am

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE A SPLASH SPA IN LOS ANGELES? PLEASE EMAIL ME BACK.
Shay : 2/7/09 at 1:19 pm

Wow that sucks I was looking forward to taking my girl there now where am I going to go???? Ugh that sucks majorly
Ripley : 3/10/09 at 2:25 pm

I, too, worked for ol Larry Davis a couple of years back. Without question one of the most vile individuals I have ever come across. Likes to scream at others, his place is a pigsty, and he has some odd skin condition. Fancies himself a Hollywood player and definitely suffering from some kind of personality disorder. Avoid at all costs. A person who is probably not liked by any other human on the planet. Even his dogs don’t much care for him. Utter scum.
robin : 3/12/09 at 10:54 pm

HOLY CRAP! My friend Heather and I worked for Larry Davis back in 1993. In exchange he let us live in his property on Formosa Ave. said to be previously owned by Charlie Chaplin! We thought we were going to help get his “business” going. Instead we were picking weeds,picking up dry cleaning and getting berated! We got out after we realized ‘Splash’ was no more than a Turkish bath house! That was the first and last time I ever answered an ad to work in exchange for place to live! KARMA’S a bitch Larry!
Deb : 5/21/09 at 3:22 pm

I worked for this creep a while back, probably, around 2002, he really is a sociopath, I recall there were some people waiting for an interview, and I was working in the so-called reception area. He came up to me and started screaming in my face, in front of these potential employees…well, guess what, most of them walked out before being interviewed. He had terrible anger problems, and was unhinged as well. The ’spa’ was disgusting, one of the jobs I had was going up onto THE ROOF to open a sky light, really dangerous. He posted on Craigs List for years, always rambling on, he clearly had AADD. I went up to the house off of Laurel Canyon a few times, could have been beautiful, but it was run down and had the weirdest vibe.
Stasia : 5/25/09 at 4:31 pm

If you want to know about Lawrence (Larry) Davis and his wreched empire now sunken please feel free to contact me…I will be more than happy to reveal even the deepest darkest secrets of Splash and all its vile-ness. I worked there and his house quite a few years back when it was in Blind Date, Extreme Dating, and all the other sow glories. Beeen to events with Larry and even know his most handiest of handy men that “attempted” the upkeep of the spa.
MFV : 5/26/09 at 2:19 pm

Stasia, did anyone contract an SDT from Splash and successfully sue that bastard?
Spiders44 : 7/3/09 at 9:38 am

Larry did not beat everyone he encountered some of us got the best of him. If you would like to know more contact me sometime but you guys are right this guy is absolute slime!
Lilette : 7/22/09 at 5:22 pm

OMG, I totally met with this guy for his “Legit” exchange. Wow, he’s got major issues.

Our phone conversations seemed normal enough, so I went to his Lauryl Canyon home. When I arrived, he showed me around. He said that he had some fixing up to do, then later mentioned that it was his grandmother’s home. When I asked him if he used to come to the home as a child he said, “No, I bought it in 1989.” He couldn’t keep his story straight, apparently. Oh, well. So we continue the tour/interview. We go to the office and he breaks down the admin work I’d be doing and gives me his 2-part IQ test. If you’re wondering, part one consisted of stating your ability to do a list of tasks to the left of each task and stating your interest that task to the right (you’re not judged on the ability to do each task, however, but your ability to follow directions). The second part consisted of counting how many F’s there were in a paragraph. I passed both.

So he congratulated me on having passed his test. Then he proceeds to tell me about his communication style and interaction preferences. Basically, he believes in the improvement of himself and others and that people who make excuses for having made a mistake are in denial and lying to the world and themselves. Fair enough, I believe that too, but then he called the current co-residents of the house, a mother daughter duo, to drive home the point. He belittles the mom talking about how they had a problem the previous night. Mind you, they’re in the room. I’ll spare you the details, but it was really rude. It’s one thing to be able to own up to what you did, but quite another to talk about someone’s what you perceive as someone’s “problem” (which wasn’t at all a problem from my perspective-if you’re hungry, Larry, go find out what’s going on with your dinner, don’t wait for someone to tell you it’s ready….long stupid story), while they’re right there the their child beside them, with a complete stranger in the room. It was like an overbearing father coming down on their insecure daughter. Anyways, so the mom didn’t seem phased by it, so I didn’t think too much of it, at the time. We end the interview and he says I should sleep on it and decide if I wanted to proceed with phase 3, a day of work together, to see if we get along.

That night, I was hesitant, but I thought that if this situation was what I thought it could be, it would be a great opportunity to save some money and develop my business. I decided that I would proceed with stage 3, but (after yesterday’s display) be very aware of his reaction to the other people in the house. I gave him a call and went in for a day of work (which actually turned out to be an hour).

When I arrived, the mother living there greeted me and her daughter introduced me to some of the chores that she did in the house. A few minutes later, I was led upstairs to Larry’s office. He had just begun a call with an insurance agent. He was criticizing the agent’s not having contacted him the previous week about his home insurance. The man on the other line recognized his having not contacted him and apologized. Most normal people would accept this apology and move on the problem at hand, however, not Larry. He continued to say the same thing to the man, over and over. Frustrated, the man politely said that he would have to accept his apology and move on or end the conversation. Larry chose to end it. Larry then turned to me and said, “He wasn’t listening to me and wouldn’t accept that he was wrong.” I simply responded, “He did recognize his mistake and apologized, he said he should have called. It seems like you weren’t listening either.” Larry gave me like a 10 second death glare. The gentleman called him back and after their conversation, Larry says to me, without looking at me, “I don’t think this is going to work out.” So I left….thank God.

Seems like this character has a power problem. Larry is quick to point out the short comings in others yet fails to see those in himself. I’m happy this “Legit” situation didn’t work out. It seems like his targets are young women in a less-than-desirable situation who think that it’s okay when someone belittles and talks down to them. This little experience gave me a refresher on the type of riff raff that lurk craigslist and reinforced that I should always trust my instincts.

Hopefully, this little story can be of use to the next person who googles “Lawrence Davis” “Legit Exchange” and “LA Splash”.
shinysparkly : 8/29/09 at 1:56 am

OMG!!! It’s like a former Larry Davis employee support group here!!!! I too was an employee, I mean victim, of Mr. Davis for nearly 2 months around 2002. I was allegedly a ‘personal assistant’. This meant office work. On an ancient computer with ancient software. In a cluttered crowded office in his dank old dark old disgusting house filllllllled with files from like 200 years ago including an entire box of lawsuits he needed to file or extend on because everyone owed him money dammit.

I had to make endless phone calls to find him the best rates on mortgages and credit card processing. Endless calls for tiny tiny details that he yelled at me I should have anticipated. Yelling. Jesus the yelling. Day in and day out. I quit twice and let myself be talked back but then quit for good within two weeks after another round of “how stupid you are and how great I am”!!!! We spent two hours once on formatting my notes in Word. My notes. That were only ever going to be seen by me.

Serious rage issues. Serious mental health issues. Serious issues upon issues upon issues. He tried not paying me for the last week I worked so I told him I’d come back and at least go over all of my unfinished projects (which were of course because of my incompetence and not at all because he is an IDIOT to say the least). He paid me, I cashed the check at his bank and wrote him a great eff-off letter.

Quotes from my blog at the time:

“Okay, so I rewrote a press release/one sheet for my boss. He wants to use his original instead. I think the original reads as if were written by a junior high student with at best, a ‘C’ in English. Perhaps the junior high student could’ve done better. ”

” finally just got my stomach to settle down. I spent most of the morning on the verge of nausea. Listening to Larry yell…and by yell, I mean at the top of his lungs (about pizza), screaming at ——-, who lives here. She’s (mercifully) leaving today/tonight.”

To one of my roommates:
“I swear to Jebus, you have to get a job today. And tell the other roomie that she needs to work overtime. I’m gonna need bail money. *Lots* of bail money.”

“Larry yelled at me. After I specifically told him not to. So, I yelled back. I told him that just because he has millions in the bank, that doesn’t make him a better person and he has no grasp of how to relate to people.”

Larry to me: “Clock out and think about what you did and if you want to work here”
Me to my blog: The fuck? Now I’m a toddler on a time out??? Cha. So I left. Quietly, with a smile on my face. (this was the 2nd time I quit)

“Third time is the charm. I quit Queen Larry today. I knew that when I walked one more time, it would be it. ——’s gone too. —— will be at the end of the week.

He was in his typical foul mood because he had to work a shift at his hoochy sex spa. So, he kept calling and yelling at us. He wanted to know why I hadn’t completed stuff. He’d “been giving me stuff and I had so much open and in progress and I just wasn’t finishing anything.”

…the fuck?

I didn’t finish anything because your pathetic excuse for a self kept getting in my way, micromanaging the hell out of it and doing stupid shit like making me spend 3 hours installing and uninstalling WinfuckingFax 10 and 1.5 hours formatting *my fucking notes* for myself.

I didn’t finish anything because you kept throwing stuff at me from like 10 years ago and this requires many phone calls back and forth to get you your fucking petty $45 fucking dollars for a printer cartridge back.

Bastard pigfucker from hell on a stick.

(blahblahblah about mortgage refinancing) Queen Larry says that it shouldn’t be that way and so it shouldn’t be.

And this is somehow my fault…riiiight. And it’s my fault that now he doesn’t want to pay off these two loans…and I’m supposed to psychically read his fucking teeny tiny brain and know this.

He tells me to go home. Ooh, you don’t want to do that dickwad. Told you that last time. Will not be treated like a little kid who just broke mommy’s vase. So, I leave.”

And my final email….he had another employee email me asking me to come back because he knew I wouldn’t even read an email from his email addy…..

Thank you for your e-mail.

I am sending this to both you and Mr. Davis as his e-mail sometimes goes wonky and I wish to ensure that he gets it.

I believe that my answer to the question “when will I be by to turn over my projects” can best be expressed by the character of Flo from the television show Alice. She was fond of saying this and I think it sums things up nicely.

When donkeys fly.

I have made my escape from Witch Mountain. I will not return. Mr. Davis is quite fond of using pretty words and contrite apologies to serve his own best interests. I must admit that he is good at that form of manipulation. *doffs imaginary hat* However, I cannot allow myself to be manipulated anymore solely for the sake of a paycheck. I would rather wear that ugly polyester fish shirt and serve seafood to the biggest bunch of inbred assholes this side of the Tennesee mountains [at the time I worked at Red Lobster too] than be around that ugly personality and vile temper one more day.

He thinks that I am stupid. I disagree. I am not stupid at all. I am smart enough to see through his hollow words and slimy maniuplations. Since Mr. Davis believes that I am so stupid, I suggest that he sort through my projects himself and display his vast intelligence and superior wit, will and wide-awake-ness by figuring out what’s what for himself. It’s not like any of them will ever be completed in my lifetime anyway.

In short, you may convey my thoughts to Mr. Davis using the following phrases. Fuck off, you misogynistic, arrogant, bad tempered spoiled little boy masquerading as an adult male. You are a small, small man with a black hole where your soul should be. It is my sincere hope that your continued search for a breeding mare of a wife is unsuccessful as if you were to reproduce, I should have to call Child Protective Services the day said child was born.

Continued attempts to contact me on your part will be ignored, and probably reported to the appropriate agencies as harrassment.

Good day.
anon : 9/25/09 at 9:36 pm

I TOTALLY found a Larry Davis support group! YAY!

I worked at that pig sty on Laurel for 6 days. He thought I was “a smart kid”. I passed his dumb tests and was able to justify margins in Word. YEAH, I’m a fuckin genius.

On day 6 he turned the Larry crazy heat in my direction. He actually thought it would be okay to raise his voice at me. Last time I checked he is not a 5′11 black woman from Arkansas, she is the only person on earth who yells at me as she endured labor for me to be here. I digress, I can say is that is where Davis went very very wrong and I too thought I would need bail money. I should have a PhD in arguing as it is a pleasure and delight for me to knock jerks like Davis off their high horses. Trust me, he cries and knows he is weak and alone and always will be. Not that it helps any of us who have had the unfortunate experience of even brief contact with him, but sometimes it’s just nice to know.

This man should be locked up for the what I am sure is irrevocable emotional damage he has cause the young women who have worked for him and lived in that hell hole. I can’t believe that there are still people falling for this guys lines and lines of B.S. Natasha, did you ever write your article?

BTW, if you do come across losers and users like this when you walk out make sure they pay you all monies owed in CASH or have important files they need until the check clears!!!

Finally, I think as many people as possible need to get the word out about this guy as it is the only thing that will bring his user ass down.
splash ending manager : 10/12/09 at 12:52 am

WOW, i cannot believe this spa has so many reviews… im sorry complaints. many if you are who you say you are know me. thnik about it… there were only 3 of us left there as the place came to an end. i am the white boy in the pic that had the porn star wife. how are you all?… his handy man… i know as well as all the last employees dating back the last 3 years it was opened. i hope one girl in particular who was a singer sees this. if so please contact me, name statring with an L. also his assistant with the KISS tattoo, yeah now you know who this is. hit me up for all the details
splash ending manager : 10/12/09 at 12:58 am

oh yeah, ineedabikenow@yahoo.com

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