Losanjealous LIVE BLOGS The Oscars, Live And Direct From Hollywoodland
 Above: Master of Ceremonies B. Fortuna keeps the crowd in stitches at the Kodak Theatre |
I missed the Oscars last year due to being outside in nature. My mistake. This year I began preparing for the big event in advance. I turned the TV to HBO Zone West promptly at 3pm to follow all of the pre-Oscar action as it unfolded before my very eyes. Then I began liveblogging. Latest entries are at the bottom of the page. Refresh the page continually for the latest updates!
3pm
Holy shit why is Star Wars on. Kenobi just showed up and spooked the sandmen…
Hello, little fellow
415pm
Fell fast asleep.
537pm
Woke up. The saga continues….
Bounty hunters! We don’t need their scum
547pm
You have your moments.
Not many of them.
But you do have them…
Accidentally flipped a channel just now. There’s some other award show on KABC, apparently. Maggie Gyllenhaal is blathering about some technical awards dinner. Whatever, back to the Oscars
552pm
You’ve got a lotta nerve coming back here, after what you pulled
559pm
Jesus Christ. What an asshole! Lando just turned everybody over to Vader under the guise of “a little refreshment” …does that mean cocktails? Yeah, time for a cocktail
 Above: Sy Snootles backstage at the Kodak Theatre after performing her Oscar-nominated song |
The princess. You have to take care of her!
Do you hear me? huh?
Solo and Leia kiss passionately.
Random stormtrooper breaks up the action impatiently.
LEIA
I love you
SOLO
I know
608pm
Solo is frozen as shit.
Yes, he’s alive. And in perfect hibernation.
612pm
The force is with you, young Skywalker.
But you are blah blah Jedi, yet.
657pm
The saga continues…
Ya tay, Ya tay,
Yo-toe!
716pm
Time for cocktail #2. I just ordered a pizza. This may in fact be the best award show I’ve ever seen. Refresh the page every so often for updates. You might also check Defamer. Word has it he is covering the other awards show I spotted briefly.
