Marie Claire in the Heezzee!!!
By Starry Knightz - Tuesday February 27th 2007 |
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“It is so incredibly ’80′s in here!!!”
. . .is something Starry did not say the knight of February 21th, 2007. But it was, incredibly, 8:00pm as your Starriness stood outside freezing her buns off (which by the way look fabulous after six weeks of eating nothing but basil and steam.)
I know a lot of you are thinking, Starry what the hell are you doing showing up for anything before 4:15 am? Let me whip out my CrackBerry and regul8te:
Marie Claire Magazine Model Search Party
Wednesday Night @ Mood in Hollywood
Special Appearance by Beauty Editor: Didi Gluck
Yes, dear reader, that Didi Gluck. As in the Didi Gluck who predicted the must-have beauty product of 2004 was going to be “YSL Touche Eclat.” And what was your fashion-forward choice? I’m going to guess “toothpaste.” Starry was ready for any question Didi might ask. . .
D: What jeans are you wearing?
S: Paradise Eter9ity. Size fractal. $1,730 at Nordstrom.
D: Wow! They look great on you. You must hate eating!
S: Why aren’t we best friends?
D: Ha ha ha, soon! Tell us, Starry, what makes you so over the top???
S: Sweetheart. . .I’ve been over a lot of tops! What can I say? Rent’s on the first, chicos, make it LAA-aaast.
D: Ha ha ha etc. . .
Whew. It’s gonna be fresssssh. When it actually happens. Speaking of fresssssh, Starry makes an exception when those bad boyz write:
You are all confirmed!
You must arrive by 8pm, and state that you are on the fresh politix’s guest list!
The Flesh Politix’s Guext Lixt is one of the few things Starry Knightz will admit she’s on. . .if it will get me a crack at talking booty products with Deeds-G. Some more of you might be thinking, Starry weren’t you @ Mood on Hollywood like two weeks ago? Two which I respond, the only place Starry’d rather be 2x in 2 weex is juvenile court–they are both essential to her social life! Now what can Starry say about the partylicious personages who found themselves shakin’ they paycheck-printerzz??? Let her give you a minute by minute rundown, 60 minutes at a time:
8-9pm–West Snoozeburg, Oklahoma 
9-10pm–Man-tastic!
10-11pm–More girlz show up. Great.
11-12am–Sausage fest. . .Ritz it up!
12-1am–DJ plays more KLF.
1-2am–DJ plays more Peter Cetera
2-???–Peter Cetera is the DJ!!!
HA HA HA JOXXXES!!! Whew! Starry’s gotta takes her a breath. . .but not for too long! Who knows when the next party’s gettin’ started?????
[The event managers who e-mail us--Ed.]
What about the chix, Starry?!
Starry that is the last time I let you talk me into partying on a school night. My recap as follows:
945pm: hm, the place is not crowded, it’s pleasant, Starry is here, marie
claire mags are on display, beers are $7 jesus holy fucking shit that’s
troubadour style.
1030pm: The place is filling to the juicing brim with hotties of all manner. I am already balls drunk and dancing horribly
1140pm: Hotties are steadily and systematically being replaced by gigantic men who hover at all four edges of the action
1230am: I am dancing in a ring of gigantic men and having the time of my life
A traffic school night is NOT a school night, Ryzers.
Starry, Marie Claire? Chicks were reading that, like, two years ago.
Starry, I luv you. And you get to hang out with Ryan? Duece!
What and who the heck is “The Flesh Politix”? I really like “Los Anjealous blog”. I send you guys invites to our parties and I’d like to think that we put together some great events. The reason why we like to tell people to come early is because if we told those who RSVP to come at 11pm more than likely they will show-up around midnight…and those of you that have been to any of our events know that we hit capacity around 11 – 11:30pm (then you are stuck outside for the rest of the night).
When you disrepect my company and my brand then I have major issues with your request:
“Dear Fresh Politix,
Please place [reacted] of http://www.losanjealous.com on the guestlist for Wednesday night’s event.
Thank you.”