Today’s Chart Not Looking So Hot
By Ryan - Tuesday May 15th 2007
Today’s horoscope from Holiday Mathis, syndicated astrologist to the LA Times:
Today’s birthday (May 15). You shine receptive, open energy on everyone you meet. Honor these spontaneous connections as a reflection of your simple goodness. Get backburner home projects off the ground in June. You find a new income stream in August. A July romance sizzles through the summer. A Gemini person and another Taurus person suit you. Your lucky numbers are: 16, 12, 45, 23 and 6.
I crunched the numbers myself and came up with something drastically different. All Enos aside we are in for a very bad day, any way you slice it. See for yourself:
| Born On This Day: May 15 | Name | Location of Birth | Age | Universal Karma |
| McDonald’s | San Bernardino | 67 | -130,000,000 |
| Las Vegas | Las Vegas | 102 | -6.7 billion |
| Brian Peter George St. John le Baptiste de la Salle Eno (DBA Brian Eno) | Woodbridge, Suffolk (United Kingdom) | 59 | +3500 |
So you’re saying that I should stay inside blogging in my pajamas all day, then?