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Grand Closing: Bikini Pizza

By - Wednesday May 23rd 2007

Shockwaves hit Midtown L.A. as Pizza Mania officially announced the end of their nightly Bikini Pizza program. The reason? Management claims it was a strategic decision to court the family demographic. But inside sources confess the Midtown pizzeria simply could not cope with the pressure of being so awesome.

Bikini Pizza




What now?

2 Responses to “Grand Closing: Bikini Pizza”

  1. Posted by Hadley 5/24/07 at 9:44 am #

    I didn’t think they’d been doing the bikini thing for a while…I would love to give a supportive, fatherly hug to the poor struggling actress who took this gig.

  2. Posted by Ron 5/24/07 at 11:24 am #

    We showed up in speedos last night. It’s not over until we say it’s over.


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