Celebrity Sex Tapes Now In Stock at Odyssey Video
By Victor - Monday May 28th 2007 |
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- Screech
- Tom Sizemore
- Paris Hilton
- Pam Anderson
- Snoop Dogg
- Lil John
- Erin Daye*
- China
- Vince Neil
- O.J. Simpson’s Lawyer’s Daughter & Ray J
*Warning: Googling her to verify dubious celebrity status is highly UFW†
†”Unsafe for Work”© & ®2007, V.’s Abbreviated Abbreviationsâ„¢
Somebody please tell these guys that its Lil Jon, not Lil John. Unless Lil John is a separate celebrity I’m unfamiliar with.
And despite massive Billboard evidence to the contrary and a new Naz album called “Crunk Is Dead,” Lil Jon’s jeweler (at least) maintains that Crunk is, in fact, still very much alive.
kind of appropriate how “Tom Sizemore” even sounds like a porn star name
I heard the Chinese birthrate is out of control, but I didn’t realize there was footage of the entire nation’s sexcapades.
Hit up DiVita’s for lunch next door after the pornfest. Delicious meatball calzone. Just wash your hands first.
Approximately how intoxicated and/or high would one need to be in order to want to watch a Dustin Diamond sex tape?
Nothing funnier than having your existence explained (OJ Simpson’s Lawyer’s Daughter) while a dude like Screech needs NO introduction…!
Not being at work, I googled Erin Daye to verify her status and it appears (at least from glancing at the links returned by the search) that she’s a celebrity only by virtue of being a porn star. Does that count? I think to earn a spot on the wall of fame/shame, one has to get celeb status in some non-porn-related manner, and only then have a tape released. So Jenna Jameson, for example, wouldn’t make sense with that group.
On the other hand, it could be that Erin Daye famous in some other way that I don’t know about.
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