BY POPULAR DEMAND: High-Resolution Photos of The Grove™ Luxuriously Cushy Shade-Enabling Devices Offered iPhone Loiterers

BY POPULAR DEMAND: High-Resolution Photos of The Grove™ Luxuriously Cushy Shade-Enabling Devices Offered iPhone Loiterers

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Grove To Self: Today's iPhone Clusterfuck Goal In Full-On OutFuckingPerform Status

Grove To Self: Today’s iPhone Clusterfuck Goal In Full-On OutFuckingPerform Status

THE GROVE (Losanjealous):: One of our hundred-dozen field reporters sends in these topical, in-the-moment photos of the overabundance of noontime fools denizens currently serving time…

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Craptastic Cell Phone Photo of the Week: Yet Another Yogurt Shop

Craptastic Cell Phone Photo of the Week: Yet Another Yogurt Shop

Truly, the Yogurt Age™ is upon us. Proffered by Hilary’s trusted Motorola RAZR, this inside-the-car capture of Yogurberry (seriously — yogurberry!?) makes us wonder whom…

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Eye On Traffic: iPhoners To Pile Additional Fucking Onto Traditionally Already-Fucked Friday Commute

Eye On Traffic: iPhoners To Pile Additional Fucking Onto Traditionally Already-Fucked Friday Commute

Verbatim insta-message transmitted sixteen minutes ago from resident Losanjealous office lackey to my laptop here in the Sandalwood Conference Room at the Marina Del Rey…

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More Craptastic Than Craptastic: Submit Those Photos

More Craptastic Than Craptastic: Submit Those Photos

As a non-subtle reminder Losanjealous constantly mines, sorts and processes the cruddiest cell phone photos ever taken, weekly, for your cheap enjoyment. Friday, the week’s…

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