Grove To Self: Today’s iPhone Clusterfuck Goal In Full-On OutFuckingPerform Status
THE GROVE (Losanjealous):: One of our hundred-dozen field reporters sends in these topical, in-the-moment photos of the overabundance of noontime fools denizens currently serving time outside the Grove Apple Store as they anxiously await the six o’clock hour this iDay.
Key takeaways:
- People wearing shades dig iPhones, Grove
- Actual iPhone purchase not guaranteed
- Free fruitcicle, black umbrella shade guaranteed
- No line for Sicko matinee
[WARNING: COMPLETELY SFW PHOTOS AFTER THE JUMP…]
My camera is fucked up could only take a few b/c they were all blown out. No line for Sicko cos it was leaked and now iphoners can watch on their stupid ass phone…
Movie starting. That was the best I could get with my fucked up phone. Apple was handing out water and fruitcicles. The Grove handed out huge black umbrellas for people in the sun.
