Grove To Self: Today’s iPhone Clusterfuck Goal In Full-On OutFuckingPerform Status
By Ryan - Friday June 29th 2007 |
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THE GROVE (Losanjealous):: One of our hundred-dozen field reporters sends in these topical, in-the-moment photos of the overabundance of noontime fools denizens currently serving time outside the Grove Apple Store as they anxiously await the six o’clock hour this iDay.
Key takeaways:
- People wearing shades dig iPhones, Grove
- Actual iPhone purchase not guaranteed
- Free fruitcicle, black umbrella shade guaranteed
- No line for Sicko matinee
[WARNING: COMPLETELY SFW PHOTOS AFTER THE JUMP...]
My camera is fucked up could only take a few b/c they were all blown out. No line for Sicko cos it was leaked and now iphoners can watch on their stupid ass phone…
Movie starting. That was the best I could get with my fucked up phone. Apple was handing out water and fruitcicles. The Grove handed out huge black umbrellas for people in the sun.
Nice. Look at the cute little sheep. This is the absolute pinnacle of brand loyalty. There were no lines at all outside the 2 Cingular/AT&T shops I passed by today, but I guess it isn’t nearly as cool to sit on the sidewalk outside a stupid phone shop.
I dunno if they’re sheep. I just listened to NPR’s Marketplace and they talked to the first guy in line at the Pasadena Apple Store. He was a high school kid who planned on re-selling for profit.
(sigh)
Check out eBay. If you search for ‘iphone’ and sort stuff from highest to lowest price, you’ll see a bunch of morons trying to sell these things for $3000 and up (Although the $21 million iPhone is charming…)
People are stupid.
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