Eye On Lunch: Whole Foods Parking Lot Burger Guy “Just Flipping It” For Duration Of Summer
LOSANJEALOUS (Losanjealous):: One of our hundred-dozen field reporters sends in these topical, in-the-moment photos of the Whole Foods Parking Lot Burger Guy™ happily sizzling the flesh at the always popular 3rd and Fairfax lot, where he’ll be serving burgers with all the trappings (including Metro 217 exhaust) from 12 to 6pm daily for the duration of the summer.
$5 in the parking lot (tax inclusive) gets you one half-pound burger, two sides (typically fresh fruit, coleslaw or potato salad), the uncomfortable stares of an unwashed veggie-shopping army, the unholy screeching of diminished brake pads, four body odor-enhanced requests for spare change, one napkin, one fork and complimentary exhaust fumes. Burger choices include ground beef, turkey, jalapeno, or cowboy (replete with onions, peppers, cheese, tomatoes). “It’s like a whole meal inside of it,” quoth Sarab, pictured above.
[WARNING: EXHAUSTIVE, COMPLETELY SFW PHOTOS AFTER THE JUMP]
You also get complimentary car window spam.
