Eye on Traffic: July 3 Edition
By Ryan - Tuesday July 03rd 2007 |
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I’m not going to lie, friends. At 2pm: I drove around the block. Things were getting sticky. At 3pm: Again I drove around the block. Things were getting hairy. At present, the 7/03 Evening CommuteScale® Level is:
[4pm Pacific Standard time]. This is, as it turns out, completely unsurprising given the fact that July 3 is the second deadliest driving day of the year*. The alleys are your friends. Know them intimately or stay in the minor leagues and be home by 11pm.
*[Fatality stats courtesy Taco via blogging.LA]
woot!! good thing i’m unemployed and laying on my couch drinking!
Is that sasquatch celebrating the 4th??
you forgot “fuck this. i’m going back home to watch repeats of “csi: miami.” guess i’ll catch up with (insert name of boyfriend/girlfriend/band/parole officer here).