Sermon on Forever XXI
By Rev. Losanjealous - Monday August 06th 2007 |
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Verily brethren, Rev. Losanjealous was well pleased to learn this company walked in the way of the Lord. As they shew on their shopping bags.
In today’s sermon we will consider the following passages from LJV (Losanjealous Version)
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting Plastic Headbands and Ruched Knit Tops.” (John 3:16)
“Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they buy retail.”(Matthew 6:28)
“I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Diners Club.”(John 14.6-7)
Forever and ever 21, Amen.
Well, you have to wear SOMETHING when you go to In N Out.
wtf? For real?
Hilarious commentary, btw.
Also, omg, bff, etc.
haha i work at the XXI in orem utah,
and the scripture is on there because
the owners of the whole Forever 21
stores (Mr. & Mrs. Chang) are very
religous.
they are catholic.
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I think its pretty cool. Today was the first day i noticed. The bag was laying on my bed and it ws there John 3:16. so I go look it up and i felt relief. Idk it brought me some sort of peace, Thank you Owners of Forever 21