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Get Ten Morrissey Shows for the Price of Nine!

By - Thursday August 23rd 2007

Mozzer

When Morrissey tickets go on sale this Monday at 10 a.m., the most ardent of fans will be happy to find that a “season ticket” of sorts will be available. For these dedicated planning to attend all ten (10) shows–which are being billed as the “last shows Morrissey will do for the foreseeable future”–a special discounted rate for the will be available for the full run of the Palladium engagement. The savings effectively makes one of the shows free. Along with the savings, season ticket holders will get VIP early entrance–which, given the Palladium’s Guantanamo-esque entry procedures, may be worth it alone–and a commerative poster.

One other interesting tidbit from the press release is that Morrissey claims to have turned down $75 million to reform The Smiths for a full tour, even minus the original rhythm section.

At this point of any Morrissey article, it is customary to conclude with a Smiths/Morrissey song title, whose wording takes on an ironic connotation given the context of the preceding.




What now?

11 Responses to “Get Ten Morrissey Shows for the Price of Nine!”

  1. Posted by A 8/23/07 at 4:13 pm #

    Season (tickets), yet still fucked (out of next month’s rent)

  2. Posted by Ryan 8/23/07 at 4:43 pm #

    Blah Blah Blah ten tickets la-di, la-la-la la…and heaven knows I’m broke as fuck now!

    Actually considering making the trek to see him in TJ. Hell you could probably smuggle in a donkey.

  3. Posted by Pete 8/23/07 at 7:58 pm #

    To pay for that, I guess I’m gonna have to rob a salon. Maybe I’ll set a hairdresser on fire while I’m there.

    After I’ve paid for all ten shows, I will be able to say: “Mr. Morrissey, you’ve got everything [of mine] now.”

    BTW, any bets on how long it will take the full block of shows to sell out?

  4. Posted by Colette 8/23/07 at 8:31 pm #

    Dear god, please help me find the money to afford this. he knows i’d love to see him.

  5. Posted by bob 8/24/07 at 11:30 am #

    Morrissey is a douche.

  6. Posted by Pablo 8/24/07 at 12:54 pm #

    The entire Latino community ages 16-25 isn’t eating for the next month just to pay for these tickets.

  7. Posted by kiran 8/27/07 at 1:39 pm #

    pablo, that was brilliant.

  8. Posted by tristram 8/28/07 at 12:13 am #

    is there anybody who still listens to moz?

    it’d be like still wanting to fuck britney, minus the like part.

  9. Posted by Pete 8/28/07 at 12:21 am #

    is there anybody who still listens to moz?

    Have you been asleep for the past five years? Morrissey hasn’t been this big since the NME embargo.

  10. Posted by yo 9/5/07 at 11:22 am #

    anyone have the presale code for the tix that go on sale tomorrow? thanks!

  11. Posted by carson 9/6/07 at 10:17 am #

    Presale code is GREATESTHITS.


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