Send Us Your Pre-Labor Day Crap

’KatAs a non-subtle reminder Losanjealous constantly mines, sorts and processes the cruddiest cell phone photos ever taken, weekly, for your cheap enjoyment. Friday, the week’s most egregious is bestowed the honor CRAPTASTIC CELL PHONE PHOTO OF THE WEEK.

A blurry, barely-discernable relic from an older, better time: R.I.P. Mighty Tomkat Theatre, sleaze purveyor of Santa Monica Boulevard. It’s a phone photo, to be sure…but is it craptastic? Run the diagnostic…

  • Out of focus – check
  • Grainy – check
  • Low resolution – check
  • Something potentially important unintentionally cropped by the photographer – check

No two ways about it, it’s complete shit. Send us more, won’t you?

Your weekly cutoff for submitting that stellar capture of the toilet at the Los Angeles Zoo, the rare capture of Brian Atene in the produce section of Koreatown Jons, that alcohol-infused, one-of-a-kind oki-dog digi-postcard texted at 2am to the folks back home is midnight, tonight.

Send your photo to for consideration. Include date, time, and model of phone (if applicable).