From Blake’s Phone: Use The Pie Server To Pick Up Your Big-As-Shit Burrito

Every week Blake and readers just like him send me grainy, blurry, sometimes horribly-framed yet always interesting photos of life in Los Angeles as seen through the lenses of their trusted telephones. Every week, never fail. Join us now, won’t you, as we take a look at the latest offerings…From Blake’s Phone.

Believe it: This may be the longest week on record. Typically I cap myself but today I feel generous. Call it a change in the weather. Top billing is the famed burrito at El Tepeyac in Boyle Heights, which is so freaking big it’s delivered with a pie-serving utensil. Kudos to Ron who, we’re told, ate the whole thing:

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El Tepeyac The Cake Server

After the jump: Submission instructions; more fun and games from tiny, incredibly shitty lenses housed in telephones citywide…

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Homeless dude, gigantic sombrero, pedestrian harassment, downtown

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I thought this was a given spotted by jason sm place

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pic from coffee bean at sunset/fairfax. this was the quote of the day on their chalkboard..

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Muppets In Need Of Money! 9-11-07 4pm Samsung..

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Bacon-crumb-dusted turkey chili fries at Networks Cafe, MTV/Lionsgate building, Colorado, Santa Monica. Best deal in the house. This hangover cap will set you back a whopping $3.50. Holy bittersweetastic fancy-shit-von pantalones I am going to blow this straight out of my ass in one hour, guaranteed. warmly, -losanjealous ryan

WHAT THE FUCK WHO LET ME BACK INTO MY OWN CONTEST ! ? ! ? ! ? ? ! ?

SPECIAL BONUS SECTION….the ALL MUSIC portion of From Blake’s Phone:

Common @ third street promenade by a reader…
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Gogol Bordello @ fonda by Losanjealous Jenn…
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Spoon @ fonda by yours truly (FUCK ME that’s amazingly crappy! the mark of a true champion) (more on Spoon TK)
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Jason Falkner @ roxy (last night) by yours truly (more on Falkner TK)…
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EVEN CRAPPIER Falkner @ roxy by Losanjealous MFV…
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