Great (?) Moments in Losanjealous Halloween History
Today, we delve into the past – something we rarely do – and examine the “Greatest Halloween Hits” ever to have graced the Losanjealous website. Join us now as we stroll through an incredibly foolish, oft-scary-as-fuck memory lane…
2005: Five fools nearly tip over a rowboat, Hollywood Forever Cemetery
2005: Bill DeMarco experiences difficulty finding a pimp costume for Halloween
2005: Baconwrapped hot dog vendors at Dia De Los Muertos Festival fall prey to massive sting operation orchestrated by LAPD
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Mr. T Visitor Guide: Elvira Incident, Hollywood

Sometimes T has a lesson to teach you fools! Holidays are times for burying the hatchet. Now before you fools go gettin’ ideas about burying a hatchet in someone’s head, quit yo jibba jabba and listen up. Back in the day, T was starring in his own television show and asked his spookiest friend to be a guest star. She responded by callin’ T’s agent on her car phone and tellin’ him she was booked for Halloween on another show… a show with 2 fools ridin’ around on motorbikes arrestin’ people in tight pants on the freeways of California. Now T don’t know what to do. He’s mad as hell, but never hits a woman. So when Daniel Franzese invites him to his Hollyween art opening many years later, T decides to do the right thing and bury the hatchet with his old friend.
“ELVIRA! I aint one to call nobody a fool, but you chose Ponch over Mr. T!”
“Ohhhhhh……. Mr. T… fancy meeting you here, my muscular little pal.”
“ELVIRA, It’s time to pay the piper. Mr. T demands an apology!”
“Ohhhhhhh……Mr. T, you still look just as BOOtiful as…”
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Culver Mfgr Outperforms in Fake Blood Trials
By Ryan - Tuesday October 30th 2007 |
PAINTS TESTED
- Liquitex High Viscosity ACRA® Crimson Transparent
- Grumbacher® Cadmium Red Medium Opaque
- NovaColor® Cadmium Red Deep Opaque (Liquid Ready)
In all fairness Liquitex wasn’t a true opaque, but I wasn’t about to buy more paint. This was just what I had lying around the chateau.
RESULTS
Extensive splattering and smearing found Nova Color’s Cadmium Red Deep the darkest and most durable bullshit blood of the three. Yes ladies and gentlemen, Culver City’s very own Nova Color: Bullshit blood of choice this Halloween season. Stop by the factory store today and pick up a gross. Numerous 4-oz test jars can be found in the $3-4 range; aforementioned Cadmium will set you back $7.50. Add water, Winsor&Newton® Burnt Sienna Opaque, Black Opaque and garden variety corn meal for texturing. Dive headfirst into the rapid prototyping phase of fauxspattering. Discover the Nova Color difference. Go thee forth and bloody things.
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Sigur Rós @ Vista: Win Tickets Now
By Ryan - Tuesday October 30th 2007 |
SIGUR RÓS
Acoustic
Performance/
Screenings
@ the Vista
01 Nov 2007
Thursday at the Vista (4473 Sunset), Sigur Rós will perform a few songs acoustically. This will be followed by a screening of the new concert DVD “Heima,” which has been graced with rave reviews across the board.
There are two shows; early show at 8pm, late show at 11pm. Courtesy Beggars Banquet, we have a pair of tickets to give away to the late screening. Doors are at 1030pm; performance at 11pm, screening at 1130pm.
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UNKLE @ Echoplex, 10/26/07
By Greg - Monday October 29th 2007 |
“We’re gonna go old school right now, so take your drugs now and enjoy.”
This remark came about mid set. I took his advice, so that may not be an exact quote. Aside from this group being total visionaries in the studio, I was very curious – almost a bit concerned, as to how they would translate live. All that concern was thrown out the window when they took to the stage playing “Chemistry” and “Hold My Hand” right out the door, both of which are off the amazing War Stories album. To say it was a thunderous opening would be an understatement. The band that was assembled for this their first live-band tour was amazingly tight. I’m really not sure about names which is sad because the bassist: SICK. Everyone was, really, but I need to single him out here.
Vocalist Gavin Clark came onstage several times to sing on “Broken”, “Keys to the Kingdom”, and “Eye for an Eye”; all tracks that he collaborated on with the band over the years. Despite Gavin Clark’s guest vocals, other vocal tracks from artists like Ian Astbury and Thom Yorke were played over the PA with the bands instruments accompanying. At first I wasn’t a fan, but hearing the actual voices of the creators of each track made me feel more comfortable.
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Northeast Welcomes New Taco-Infused Blog
By Ryan - Monday October 29th 2007 |
With a masthead stylistically reminiscent of veteran neighblog Franklin Avenue, the Higland Park-based York Boulevard made a modest entrance into the neighborhood blog realm earlier this month. I was introduced to the site after being forwarded an article entitled Top 10 Street Food Vendors. The site offers a brief mission statement, uncredited to any author:
YORK BLVD. is a blog dedicated to Highland Park and it’s residents. The North East is the best part of L.A. and we’re here to spread the love.
It is always refreshing to find a dedicated, hyper-localized blog in Los Angeles. Here’s hoping the efforts eventually grow into something authoritative regarding Highland Park.
Regarding that aforementioned street vendor list, however: Though it is comforting to see façade favorite Rambo’s Tacos and sporadically available vampiros vendor Tacos Sinaloa get respective nods, I am personally puzzled as to the placement of Estrella in the top slot. Why does everybody like this place so much? »continue reading Northeast Welcomes New Taco-Infused Blog
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Ode to Franken Berry®
By Ryan - Monday October 29th 2007 |

Alas! Poor Franken Berry®. My son. I did not complete you last night before drifting off. Even now you wither away, there on the coffee table in front of me, something of a mockery, an amalgamation of what might have been and what is yet to come, your bolts intact though your wee-steam whistle and pressure gauge obviously as-yet unmined, your tiny fruit-flavored marshmallows nowhere to be found, your skin susceptible now to the dryness of the air in harsh light of morning, the lack of nutrients evident but nevertheless an important part of this balanced breakfast replete with two half-slices of buttered toast, one-half grapefruit and one cup of 2% milk.
Franken Berry.
Built by my hand; forged by my loin in the General Mills™ Foundry.
Neither man nor machine, but something altogether different comprised of the two, fortified with an essential daily combination of vitamins, minerals, corn syrup, natural and artificial flavorings.
I shall finish you yet.
You shall be. My. Legacy.
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Gogol Bordello @ Mayan Theatre, 10/25/07
By Jenn - Saturday October 27th 2007 |

Chaos and debauchery amidst a political-social-cultural gathering.
Setlist after the jump.
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Friday’s Smoked Sunset™
By Ryan - Friday October 26th 2007 |

One final smokeset™ to welcome the week’s end. This week has done a number on a number of us, to be sure, but the ash flecks, smoke-tinged lungs and freaky-looking skies culminate in a gigantic full moon, rising on the “30,000 miles closer to Earth” side of the orbit this evening. Watch for it. Bonus smoked sunset – on Sunset, no less – after the jump.
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Charles Phoenix’s Slide of the Week: Frankenstein, Pasadena, CA 1965

Frankenstein, Pasadena, CA 1965
Can you believe those beautiful honey blond closet doors? They have no doorknobs!
This slide was clearly marked ‘Pasadena, 1965.’ OK fine. But what I want to know is where in Pasadena in 1965 do you find Goth shoes? They don’t have Goth shops in Pasadena in 1965. Finally I figured it out. Frankenstein had to go to one of those shops that you go to if you have one leg longer than the other!
Wishing you the best Trick-or-Treating EVER!!!!
Happy Halloween!
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Your Boozing Contributions, Updated
By Ryan - Friday October 26th 2007 |
The Official LOS ANGELES LIVE VENUE DRINKER’S PRICE GUIDE has been updated with your feedback as of 10/26/07. Take, use, continue to contribute. It’s getting considerably fleshed out but we’ve still got a lot of ground booze to cover consume. Here’s the guide.
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