Lucha VaVOOM Valentines Show: LOVE IS IN THE AIR! Win Tickets Now

That’s right, friends: Valentine’s Day approacheth, and with it, masked men in tights and ladies who take off their clothes. We have one pair of Lucha VaVOOM tickets for each night of its run: Feb 12, 13, 14. Please send us a compelling reason why you deserve to take your loved one (or soon-to-be loved one? oh-ho-ho-HO!) to the show more than anybody else. We also need: (a) your first and last name, and (b) your night of preference. Failure to remit either disqualifies the holy fuck out of you, but fast. Our absolute favorite answers win. Contest closes at NOON MONDAY (Feb 11). All contest entries are subject to being posted on this website and held up for inspection and ridicule. GOOD LUCK! Apply now.

What could be more romantic the the Lucha VaVOOM debut of Mexican Wrestling superstar Ultimo Guerrero? The triumphant return of pogo-stick sensation Roky Roulette? How about the dancing men of Sashay Gigante? Sashay Gigante features Jim Turner (Arliss) Toby Huss (Rescue Dawn) Craig Anton (Dragon Wars) and many other talented men not known for their dancing skills. Also back by popular demand: Prom pictures to commemorate this very special evening.

For our 5th annual Valentines, the romantic professionals at Lucha VaVOOM present you with a heart-shaped box of eye-candy. Here are a few highlights:

The Lucha VaVOOM debut of Mexican Masked Wrestling Superstars
-ULTIMO GUERRERO & INCOGNITO!
-Special Valentines BATTLE OF THE SEXES
-The return of Mexican Masked Masher THE KISSING BANDIT (+ his accomplices)
-Much much more, but Ryan edited it out of this entry! What a dick! Full details at www.luchavavoom.com.

Lucha VaVOOM
The Mayan Theater February 12th, 13th & 14th
Doors 7pm, Show 8pm
1038 South Hill Street, Downtown Los Angeles
21 & over

Tickets available at www.ticketweb.com and at
WACKO: 4633 Hollywood Blvd, Los Feliz / BRAT: 1938 14th St, Santa Monica
Golden Circle: $60, Ringside/floor $50, General $30

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