Where Are They Now? A Look Back At The Losanjealous Escort Service (Concluded)
As promised, we now catch up with our two blind daters – one year after we left them. Are they still together? Did the date change the course of their lives significantly? Are they single? Available? Lost In Your Eyes Just Like Debbie Gibson? Litigious? Dangerous? Read, reader, and discover within the answers to the questions that burn you now.
SARAH’S TALE
As I mentioned to Ryan, my life has changed very little in the past year, and although I can attribute almost none of those changes to my Losanjealous-sponsored date, I do have an appreciation for authentic Cuban plantains and an obsession with Swingers’s Rocket Shakes, neither of which existed beforehand.
NAME
Sarah
RELATIONSHIP STATUS
Single
WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN UP TO THE LAST 365 DAYS
I worked (billed 2200 hours),
I played (Arcade Fire/LCD Soundsystem, Spoon, MSTRKRFT, Los Amigos Invisibles, Pete Yorn/Aqualung, the M + Ms),
I traveled (Estes Park, Lincoln (fight on), Chicago),
I moved (West Hollywood),
I voted (for change), and
I fell in love (with Tommy Wiseau).
VALENTINE’S DAY PLANS
Work permitting, I’m checking out Mortified’s Doomed show at King King. Worst case scenario, I’ll celebrate 15 days late at the Fonda, with Jesse and Al P as my Valentines.
THOUGHTS ON VALENTINE’S DAY IN LOS ANGELES
If you put too much emphasis on having major plans, you’re inevitably going to be disappointed. Fortunately, living in Los Angeles offers so much on any night of the year that there is really no excuse for boredom or self-pity, unless one actively seeks out loneliness and misery (as some of the Valentine-less are wont to do).
So, fellow Losanjealous readers, will you be mine?
THE LOSANJEALOUS ESCORT SERVICE, 2007
» The contest is announced
» The details are solidified
» The finalists are presented
» The winner is chosen
» Sarah tells her tale
» Jeremy tells his tale
