Never Mind The October Heat, What Are The Fucking Mosquitos Doing?
By The Tapatio Man - Wednesday October 01st 2008 |
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1pm Harassing grocery shoppers outside area Ralphs / Trader Joe’s
3pm Swarming local swimming pools and aqueducts
5pm Collective Mani-Pedi, Melrose, WeHo
7pm Attempting to eat Pit Bull, Runyon Canyon
I was at iCugini in Santa Monica having dinner last night when I was bit by one of these critters. 6 or 7 bites in half an hour, boy was he hungry!
I found one on the inside of our kitchen window screen today in Silver Lake. We had a friendly chat that went something like this:
“Oh hai Mr. S’quito! Whatcha doing, huh?”
SQUISH.